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Big Jow playing up front, obvz

Be sick, oh no, can’t go to meal, jobsagoodun

Single-handedly ?

Brucey just caught the whiff of Greggs opening

The poor little lamb hasn’t even got a home to call his own anymore, he’ll be stood outside the front window of Curry’s watching the match on a telly, in a scene reminiscent of Tiny Tim pressing his nose up to the ice cold frosted glass outside a toy shop on Christmas Eve

A loan that’s also a swap, no offence dude but

“Bit of a prat”, howay, this isn’t CBeebies mate

Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Sweden, His first name's Judas, And his surname's Cunt...

Just to clarify, I mean the safe and good drugs, I’m not on about mainlining skag or tooting crack rocks

He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt, With his broken teeth and his ugly face, He's a little dick teaser that's out of place, He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny, And wears his trousers back to front And he farts up cocks and he's riddled with pox, Cos basically he's a cunt.

I’d just buy a belta house somewhere that it’s warm and sunny all year round, get an absolutely waxxa sound system installed and do loads of good drugs

But how will it look on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?

Yikes. Tomahawk missiles are about $2million a pop. That's a nasty bank statement to wake up to this morning

It’s absolutely ridiculous and it’s ruining the game for all but the 6 clubs who have engineered this situation for their own benefit If a player fits your team and would be a valuable member of your squad then it shouldn’t matter one solitary fuck how old they are or what their future resale value will be or whether they were home grown The game is fucked

Have NUFC orchestrated a relentless coordinated high profile social media campaign to justify Wissa’s behaviour and try to force Brentford to capitulate to our demands whilst at the same time making one derisory offer that was miles short of Wissa’s market value ? No, thought not

His brand is becoming very toxic, very quickly. Even beyond NUFC Who’s gong to pay Isak millions to put their corporate brand to his name when he’s mainly associated with a lack of respect and reneging on contracts It’ll take time for that dust to settle

I reckon the “agent told me” is only going to be used if he wants to get back into the NUFC fold, because it gives Isak a get out for media purposes Outside of that it’s pointless because no one buys it. He’s accountable for his behaviour, whether it was his, his agents, or both of their ideas to go on strike

Whilst all of that is probably true, the cunt of an agent also had strong ties to AIK (before they banned him) and will have signed Isak up when he was a bairn So whilst Isak has behaved like a cunt and the blame ultimately lies with him, he’s also being advised by a cunt who’s been advising him and therefore influencing him since he was a kid A potent mix of nature and nurture had probably led us to this ridiculous place of a player refusing to honour his contract

A sports lawyer isn’t going to do the job of an agent, wheeling & dealing and constantly looking for ways to make you (their client) and therefore them, more money and better opportunities that will further your career, your bank balance and subsequently their bank balance Essentially a player is a product and an agent is the sales & marketing department of that product. The sports lawyer is the legal department, there to make sure your deals are contractually sound and you don’t get ripped off Music industry is similar, a young lad who’s good on guitar and can sing is unlikely to have the skills to build his career and sign up for deals without an agent / manager and a decent lawyer, because if he does try it the music industry will eat him alive

Good job the games on Saturday then ain't it