bobbydazzla

I've definitely drank Guinness at SJP in the last few seasons I don't think I had any peeve at a match last season, so maybe they'd taken it off the bar and I hadn't noticed and now they're putting it back on again. But drinking Guinness at SJP definitely isn't a new phenomenon that the Diageo Marketing bods are claiming it is

Launching Guinness as a drink you can now get from the bars at St James' Park ? Waitwurt. I've had loads of pints of Guinness at St James' Park. Am I confused, or drunk ? Or maybe both ?

That was NUFC buying a player that neither us or Forest needed or wanted, just as a PSR favour It wasn’t a footballing decision

Adopts Mark Corrigan voice... Can I just clarify, do we: a) not deserve to have Malick play for us because we're talking about PSR after we've just signed one of the best talents from the continent or b) don't deserve to have PSR inflicted on us because it's a scam designed to keep the same teams at the top that dominates all of our transfer activity

His Serbian dealer who throughout the night has been replying to messages to say he’d definitely drop him off a henry of rocket fuel flake and he’s only 10 mins away so keep an eye out for a black Audi A3, has now stopped answering his phone….

Isak put a heart on Elanga’s Insta feed when he was joining and then look what happened next…. Isak: “come join us at the house party, it’ll be great, they’re playing 90’s rave bangers, we’ll have the best time, everyone’s so cool here” 5 mins after Elanga arrives in his party outfit Isak: “fuck this shit party, I’m going to the party down the road. Watch me piss in the fishtank, do a shit in the air fryer and set fire to the curtains. 90’s rave is for arseholes. Fuck you all. My taxi will be here soon. Laters cunts” Tune in for Episode 2 next week and find out if Isak’s taxi ever arrives….

I feel at my most inspired when I’m sat squeezing out my first turd of the day

Fortunately my neighbours haven’t put rules in place to limit how much I can spend on improving my life so I don’t have to think about PSR if I sign up for interest free credit

Just because I’ve got plenty of savings in the bank doesn’t mean I won’t buy something on an interest free credit deal when it suits me to do that

Great players can act like cunts and still come back into a squad and play well for the team again Managers can be absolutely fucking shit and act like cunts and get paid millions for getting sacked

Like I said on here a few days ago, I was at a wedding with Downie last summer so me and him clearly know some of the same people I haven’t got much more to add than that

Same thing happened to me in Dontino's Nitespot with a couple of middle aged divorcees from Haydon Bridge

Remember when Wood signed and he got the train over to Newcastle from Burnley I emailed a headline to the Chronicle: “Howe To Get Wood, Kiwi Doesn’t Fly”. I even said they could have it free of charge But they never replied

I've just been watching an old episode of Robson Green's Extreme Fisting and felt inspired

As annoying as it's been, we can learn a lesson from this summer If we're fishing for salmon in the same pool as Man Utd, Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal we'll have some tugs at the end of our rod but we won't be eating salmon for dinner Salmon is the fish everyone wants, but the chances of us landing one in our net are slim to none We need to be fishing in the next pool along, there's rainbow trout in there but fewer anglers want to catch them And once we've landed the trout we then get our Michelin star Head Chef Eddie to turn them into a delicious dinner, that actually tastes better than salmon Or something like that

Never forget, allowing the current champions to spend £340m is keeping the league competitive If teams striving for the top are allowed to spend hundreds of millions to strengthen, then that’s anti-competitive And that my friends, is PSR

Not that surprised that he’s on his own, even prior to all this shit kicking off he struck me as a loner I would never have predicted how he’d behave this summer, because I thought he seemed like a sound lad with a sensible head on his shoulders. But I always felt he was a transient character I thought we’d get a few years out of him then he’d leave amicably for somewhere bigger and he’d show no emotion on his way out the door. We’d have just been his employer and a stepping stone in his career

He’s a social media spin doctor who makes himself available for hire by the football industry, it’s not difficult to get your head around the role he plays for his clients

Because he’s revising history by trying to make NUFC look unreasonable for the way we immediately told Liverpool to fuck right off when they made a derisory offer His whole agenda is to make us look like we’re being cunts and create the false narrative that we’re holding Isak against his will whilst Liverpool make fair offers Romano & Ornstein are absolutely being paid by the Liverpool / Isak side to push an agenda for them, it’s not even subtle

He’s a compulsive liar and attention seeking social media wanksplat who’s being utilised and paid by Liverpool. Don’t believe anything the cunt says

I used to like cruising but now I’m into cottaging