bobbydazzla

I used to like cruising but now I’m into cottaging

Interesting to read that Ryan Giggs played for Wales

Whilst I appreciate his sentiment, ain’t no denying it’d be a different kettle of fish if it was his beloved Man Utd trying to sign the Judas Cunt….

Wise man once say, don’t go on Twatter

At the end of the day the "media narrative" means nowt. All those media cunts want is clicks, shares, callers and viewers. It's how they make their money This is one business trying to acquire an asset from another business. But the asset isn't for sale and contractually it belongs to the company who currently own it No amount of Twatter posts, Talksport commentary or Sky Sports News Breaking Updates will be factored into the discussion about the sale at Board level You think PIF are going "aye, lets sell Isak because Ornstein and Winter and Romano said on Twatter that we should" I swear man, social media and 24/7 news media is just highly addictive toxic noise. Delete those apps from your phones and stop posting that utter shit on here. You'll thank me for it

Judas Cunty Cunt

Fair doos, a point well made We need to get my nana on the case, absolutely no-one would dare stand up to her down the community centre jumble sale when she'd slurped a couple of breakfast sherry's

I'm absolutely not defending Isak's choices here, but have you ever tried saying no to a Serbian gangster ? People I know, who aren't me, who have tried, say they can be quite persuasive characters Especially when very large sums of money are potentially coming their way

I don't think anyone is suggesting this is 100% down to Vlado Limic / Universal Twenty Two and Isak has had no say in what's happening But there's no doubt his agent is a very, very dodgy fucker to the point of him being banned by certain clubs and he'll be orchestrating this alongside Isak

Who gives a fuck what the snidey Judas cunt thinks or what his agent is feeding the Twatter shills, whilst he’s contracted to us we hold all the cards Nothing to see here, move along now ladies and gentlemen, nothing to see here

That’s actually fighting talk from the Hertfordshire & Buckinghamshire Reds Protest against the Glazers online, check that the retirement stock portfolio is doing well, quick read of The Telegraph, water the lawn, then off for a game of golf with the chaps

Maybe maybe next year If he isn’t too dear We’ll get ourselves Samu Aghehowa

He could just say “that Greek goalie was doing my napper right in”

I was at a wedding with Downie last summer, was going to ask him to hit me up with all the inside NUFC info but then the DJ dopped On A Ragga Tip and I spent the rest of the night throwing shapes in front of the lasers

Some would class dick pics and sexting as the start of the affair. So I've been told by people who've had affairs It's an amuse bouche and you're lining up sausage for main course You're in the restaurant, you've sat down to eat, you have the napkin on your lap. Cogito ergo sum, you're already well on your way to getting your dinner outside the home

Isak coming back into the fold is like a husband or wife taking their partner back after they've been caught having an affair It might be civil for a while and the cheating partner will probably buy lots of presents to say sorry and all that, but there'll always be that niggling doubt that when they say they're working late they're actually in a Premier Inn doing the nasty So if he stays, we need to make sure his goals move the club forward and then ship him off to a European side for mega-bunce next summer, like the skanky little homewrecker he is

I never even watched the U21 Euros

The one from Antigua has created a tingle in my transfer y-fronts, have a look at the size of the thing

Farnborough is the main airport in the UK for private jets, there's bound to be lots of private jet activity It's the equivalent to thinking something exciting is happening because there's loads of Jet2 and TUI flights out of Newcastle today and they're mainly flying to Spain, Turkey and Greece

Sort of thing I'd expect to read in the Do you appreciate a good sh*t? thread

Strong rumours that the council have insisted on NUFC installing a minimum of 3 x Sven Adult Books store on every concourse