bobbydazzla

If people can’t see that social media “journos” are just bullshitters who post lies for clicks and are often getting paid to promote a specific agenda on behalf of a player / agent / club then the world is fucked

Only sniffing I’m doing in Dontino’s is…

Journo’s these days are so fucking useless He hasn’t even been able to create a witty Dango Unchained from Bournemouth, Unlocks Wissa to Newcastle headline and it was a fucking tap in for him

Ahem, thinking of the brothel creepers Bobbydazzla knows, who definitely aren’t Bobbydazzla

left me without so much as a fucking teabag

Journalists are habitual liars, it’s as simple as that Same as me with all that shite about my lass and the gym instructor, this news might shock people, but it’s completely fabricated because it gets me some engagement

If a sports journo had an “Isak hates life at NUFC” scoop 12 months ago they’d have published it, they’ll do owt for clicks cos it pays their bills They don’t sit on stories like that so they can say “I always knew” after the event when it means sweet fuck all Isak’s not Jimmy Savile

I definitely knew my lass was banging her gym instructor for the best part of a year, that why I paid for her to have a pair of falsies, bought her a Range Rover Evoque, let her rack up thirty grand of credit card debt in my name and took us on an all inclusive holiday to Gran Canaria for some winter sun

Because it gets the engagement he needs to keep his gaffer off his back about his weekly KPI’s, doesn’t matter if it’s true or not

Fucking hell man, I just got his name and number on the back of my new 25/26 goalie shirt WORST SUMMER EVER

Yeah, but what if the house is a massive cunt ? And the estate agent is a massive cunt ? And the media all say you deserve the house for £150,000 and the owner should sell to you because you’re so virtuous and worthy Then you’re in the right and should get the house at the price you offered, regardless of what price the owner wants for it and how much the actual market value is That’s how it works, isn’t it ?

We play Liverpool early doors and there’ll be plenty of tactical discussion as we prepare for the opening games I wouldn’t want that snidey weasel sitting in on team discussions whilst he’s got his tongue firmly inserted into Liverpool’s skanky hoop Only takes a quick text to Slot to let him know we’re moving Schar up to midfield when we play them and our element of surprise is scuppered Loose lips and Judas cunts sink ships

I know a few people who live round Gosforth who’ve said that they tried to chat with Nobby when they’ve seen him out and about but he just likes to blow his own trumpet

We should ban all Twatter links from the forum Its a cess pool of lies and disinformation and the owner of the company is an extreme right wing racist cunt who also spreads lies, disinformation and conspiracy theories

Wise words indeed There’s far more important and valuable things in life than football transfer posts on social media

Let it go, let it go, don’t wanna buy Malick Thiaw Let it go, let it go, turn away and slam the door I don't care what they're going to say Let the storm rage on The Thiaw never bothered me anyway

@Fak quipped: why buy a book when you can join the library?

A fiver says that if he signs for Liverpool, when we play them at home there’ll be some wazzuck in the stands holding his bairn in the air with “Isak can I please have your shirt” written in felt tip on a piece of cardboard box

Even at 74 he’d be a better addition to the 1st team than Dominic Calvert-Lewin

For the avoidance of any doubt, if the DJ played the erection section classics but I’d not pulled a Tyne Valley high street honey then it’d be home for a Pot Noodle and a wank ahead of sticking my wriggler in a munter

I suspect when we were first building the squad the 6 clubs weren’t really that arsed about who we were trying to sign, as we were relegation fodder and had no track record of signing beltas And for the players we were a completely different proposition. They were choosing to come here on a wing and a prayer

PSR means upstart clubs can’t take risks and get it wrong, so the list probably is very small as we’re looking at the top of the tree for either young and proven, or young and very very high potential Whereas Chelsea can have a squad of 45 they’ve spent billions on and it makes next to fuck all difference if 20 of those players rarely play As an example, if Olly Watkins or an equivalent could come here and do a job for 2 seasons and help us maintain CL football then why should his future sale value hold any importance to us, because he’d have more than justified his fee. But that’s the PSR trap that’s been created We’re caught in no mans land, which suits 6 teams absolutely perfectly