bobbydazzla

Yes, I genuinely think we need to do that We’re aiming for the right players, but at the wrong time in our journey given the clubs who also fancy them Its infuriating that we’re being deliberately stifled by PSR rules, so we either need to be more creative with our targets and trust that Eddie can polish some diamonds from the rough, or say fuck it and spend what we want but risk the point deductions

Have your brethren been wondering why it’s taken him so long to decide, when it’s been clear to us for ages that he was going to Man Utd ? Genuinely interested to see the opinions from the opposite perspective, am not being a dick for once

And then jizzed all over Sesko’s back and wiped our knob on his curtains

🚨There’s a growing feeling on N-O that Bobbydazzla is leaning towards wanting to prod his wriggler into Michelle Collins….🚨

If the kid isn’t chomping at the bit to join NUFC then I’d rather not have him The two clubs couldn’t be much different, MUFC have got the prestige, global reach and money but are in malaise on the pitch, NUFC have been overachieving on the pitch but have very little prestige or global reach and aren’t allowed to spend our money If you have to spend a week or more pontificating over those two options then you’re either a dithering twonk, a cocktease, or both of those things He’s giving me Charlotte from Sex In The City vibes

Never ever forget, PSR simply has to exist to stop teams conducting anti-competitive behaviour by strengthening their squads Allowing the current league champions to spend £450m strengthening their squad ensures the league remains competitive As George Orwell so eloquently wrote about the Premier League and their rules: “Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them”

If I was NUFC I’d have moved from this Sesko gimp ages ago. The kid’s a fucking fanny, he’s got balls the size of wasabi peas He’s the sort of insufferable cunt who spends 25 mins deciding what drink to have at the bar when there’s a massive queue behind him waiting to get served

He’s so fucking slow and slippery they should call him Benjamin Slugsko

It’s Dontino’s ya dafty

According to people I know who aren’t me, but are well versed in these matters, his agent looks exactly like the sort of sketchy hoodlum who’d sort you out with low grade toot in an Eastern European brothel, allegedly

Nah, fuck that It’s like saying you had a couple of good years with your lass and it ended a little messy because she was doing the nasty with her gym instructor down St Mary’s Lighthouse car park whilst you were at home being a good dad putting the kids in their jarmies and reading Julia Donaldson books for their bedtime stories He’s acted like a cunt when he could have acted like a gentleman Fuck him and everything he stands for

If he leaves and goes to a bigger club than NUFC and we get a decent fee then I don’t really mind It’s the acting like a cunt I can’t be doing with I never really warmed to him and felt he always saw us as a stepping stone, but I didn’t see anything in his attitude that made me think he’d pull stunts like he’s done the last couple of weeks He’s a cunt with the morals of a sewer rat

Hope his knob falls off and he gets permanent chalfonts

He could have left on good terms with decorum and gone to a bigger club with his name cemented in our history books as a player who played a vital part in us breaking our trophy hoodoo Instead, he’ll be remembered as a massive cunt

If your sister ever went to the Wentworth Leisure Centre roller disco between 1990-1993 then I probably did I had a connection on the door that meant I got in for nowt and my cousin was the understudy DJ. And I was a wicked skater Fingerblasting lasses was like shooting fish in a barrel

Lisa from Wentworth Leisure Centre trampoline club ?

I’ve almost certainly fingerblasted lasses that you know

I’ve almost certainly fingerblasted lasses that you know

The one and only

I can tell you’ve never been to Dontino’s Nitespot, nothings ever simple there

This is like being in Dontino’s Nitespot at 1.55am and you’ve been chatting up a lass for the last couple of hours and she’s happy to take the drinks off you and keeps flicking her hair and laughing at your jokes but she’s really got her eye on Studley Goodfuck and he’s stood at the end of the bar but he hasn’t made his move yet

Tindall stood behind Eddie's desk, looking menacing in his Wham! jumper

Metty from Callerton Parkway to Four Lane Ends and then walk down to training ground in the pissing rain for maximum poverty impact

Does a wantaway striker who feels he’s underpaid start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a G-Wagon - perception, yeah

Scenes in Eddie’s office right now….