bobbydazzla

He will, in a way

Turned out it was his good friend Jason Tindall

Apparently Weeman sent an email round to staff with Eddie’s head superimposed on a pornographic picture Dunmett set up an investigation room in Benton to interrogate everyone and find the culprit

If boos and negativity ring out from the stands he’ll have some insight into what it’s been like for Sean Longstaff for the couple of seasons

I’m only using gangster because he’s clearly a gentleman of ill repute. And he looks like a gangster It’s a catch all term Don’t overthink it

Got no idea what you do for a living, but I think it’d be a nightmare trying to rep a young star if you’re not in that game already Personally I like to think I’ve got enough gumption to choose a decent agency and then I’d keep my distance and focus on the kids personal well being as I’d not have a fucking clue about the financial side

I said I wasn’t defending Isak either, he’s clearly playing his part I was just saying that I can see how a gangster telling you to do this and do that and they’ll get you a huge move would be very hard to resist

Probably depends a lot on how well equipped the parents are to navigate that murky world Some parents won’t know what they’re doing, or they’ll not give a shit as long as the money rolls in A single mum living in poverty in a ghetto somewhere probably isn’t best equipped to make appropriate decisions for their potential superstar kid, no matter how much she might love and care for him Whereas I expect Alfie Haaland had a very good idea of how to look after Erling’s best interests

If a notorious Serbian gangster tells me to stay at home so he can make himself a fortune by getting me a deal with one of the biggest clubs in world football where I’ll earn a million pounds a month, then it’s not going to be easy to persuade him that I don’t want to do it Not defending Isak, because I’m appalled at his attitude, but you can see how players end up in these situations

And lots grow up in poverty and / or environments where they’re surrounded by radgepackets day to day

This sort of shit is rife in sport, deeks at the Kinahan’s and boxing. Heavy gangsterism and promoters / agents have always gone hand in hand Easy pickings for the agent gangsters when their prize asset sports stars are often young kids from lowly beginnings

Can be hard to say no to a Serbian gangster

You never stood in a hotel bar whilst away from home on a business trip and looked into the eyes of a pimp who’s whoring out his high class prozzie ?

Why are we suddenly all getting stiffies about Paqueta ? Our transfer team couldn't even negotiate buying a Paqueta Gak

It'd be a gamble

More than just international colleagues, they’ve got a proper bromance going on haven’t they Before he signed for the Hammers wasn’t Paqueta spotted up here chilling in Bruno’s garden in the off-season, or summat like that

If you were visiting an eastern european brothel, Isak's agent looks exactly like the sort of bloke that would sort out a few bags of bugger dust for you and your pals This is what I've heard from people who aren't me and have visited eastern european brothels and done loads of bugger dust

Cas for me like

If he stays and holds back and doesn't give it 100% so has a shit season, he probably won't get a big money move at the end of next season either Or if he stays and doesn't play because he's in a huff and acting like a spoilt little bitch then he probably won't get a big money move at the end of next season either If he's staying, it's in his own interest to pull his finger out of his arse, re-integrate with the squad, deflate his massively inflated ego and do the bizniz for NUFC on the pitch so his stock remains high

Let’s just say I would advise you all to make sure your wives and girlfriends don’t start going to the Bums & Tums class at Concordia leisure centre in Cramlington

Some people discover their wife has been doing the nasty with her gym instructor for months and solely blame the gym instructor for instigating it, because their lovely innocent wife couldn’t possibly be responsible for such devious behaviour

Man City

Is that a Chaucer quote ?

They signed for clubs with far more prestige than NUFC We’re allegedly (if you believe Twatter) competing for players who are also being courted by teams that have trophy cabinets full of silver and are known throughout the world as being the best and most successful clubs in football We’ve won one trophy in most of our lifetimes, two CL qualifications in two decades and a purple patch for a couple of years in the mid 90’s when the current crop of top quality players were either in nappies or spunk in their dars balls