bobbydazzla

When I feel heavy metal

Oooooof, so close Eventually got a pair of SL1200’s & Gemini PS626 mixer Had to save up and buy them myself though

How in the name of jumping Jehoshaphat have you got your mitts on the camcorder footage from my 17th birthday. My mind is blown

This summer has been exactly like my 17th birthday when I was positive I was getting a pair of decks, a mixer, a waxxa sound system and loads of money to spend on the freshest new rave tunes And what I actually got was a purple silk shirt from C&A

Posting on Twatter and getting engagement from punters is a key part of their jobs What they post doesn’t have to be true or relevant, if it generates clicks then that’s all that’s needed

a BALD plant

We don’t know whether he has or not I’ve been very consistent in saying IF he’s downed tools And the response of mine you’ve quoted was me taking about footballers in general, not specific to Isak

Wanting to leave and acting like a cunt by downing tools are two very different things

If a player downs tools to force a move whilst at a club where they play every game, the club is doing well, the player is shown fuckloads of love and has 3 years of a contract to run, then the player is a cunt Doesn’t matter if it’s Alexander Isak or someone else, it’s reprehensible behaviour

xG

So an ST in the East Stand pays £940 a season Whereas a member in the East Stand who knows how to get a ticket for every game is paying around £1500 And the member gets fuck all recognition from the club for their financial commitment and has the added hassle of ballots, 10am sales and F5’ing to get to a game Yet in the clubs eyes the ST holder is deserving of priority access to CL, domestic cup and away games because of their “loyalty”‘ whereas the member gets fuck all It’s a fucking joke man. They’re treating us like mugs (am not having a pop at ST holders, it’s the club I want to have ructions with)

20% discount at Sven Adult Books, for life

Liverpool right now

If he’s downed tools then tell the arrogant workshy cunt to honour his fucking contract or sit on his snidey Judas arse for the next 3 years watching his career disintegrate as he rots away behind the scenes like the gallowgate pigeon If he hasn’t downed tools and he’s carrying a knock then don’t do any of the above

He’ll be getting dogs abuse

I’d make him train in The Raby

People split up all the time, it happens. Such is life But refusing to go anywhere with your current girlfriend whilst sitting on the sofa at home sending dick pics to one of her pals that you fancy would be considered very unacceptable behaviour And the strong suspicion is that Isak’s got his pants round his ankles and phone in hand right now

Absolutely nowt wrong with him wanting to play for a bigger club than NUFC But there’s a correct way to conduct yourself as a contracted player before you get that move And based on an assumption that he’s downed tools, then he’s conducting himself like a cunt

I’ve often thought we’d be a stepping stone for Isak on his journey to a top club like Barca or Real or Bayern He seems the least emotionally invested and most transient of our top players But I also thought that he’d be respectful about the situation and we’d part on terms that worked for NUFC and for him. It’d be amicable given what both parties have done for each other Whereas right now he’s creating the impression of being a selfish mercenary cunt (*if he has actually downed tools)

This is now officially more concerning than when my lass and her gym instructor went to a Zumba expo at the NEC and then she came home that evening with carpet burns on her knees and elbows

I was expecting the final word to be erect rather than human, not gonna lie

Isak you got to let me know Will you stay or will you go If you’re staying on the Tyne You’ll be here till the end of time But you got to let me know Will you stay or will you go

Was just thinking I’ve not been this paranoid and confused since 1997 when I sank a 3 litre creamer bucket then went to my nana’s and we watched the final episode of The Brittas Empire together