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So Anthony, as you’re Swedish you must be looking forward to spending time browsing at Newcastle’s leading Scandinavian retail store, Sven Adult Books ?

Catts for me like

So this Gallagher rumour….. Whats the story ? Would he be interested in coming here….definitely…..maybe ? If he really wants the move he could be here now and play a key part in Sir Edward of Howe’s masterplan

So, Anthony, welcome to Newcastle United. One question I know the fans are all looking forward to hearing the answer to…..do you feel you have received adequate training to use your computer effectively?

Thread title change to: “Anthony Elanga pictured wearing NUFC shirt in promotional photos, deal not confirmed or announced yet”

That’s a relief, people with three feet are nonces

If something that happened isn’t posted on social media then people won’t believe that it actually happened, everyone knows that

How’s the beer can did you say ?

Then I saw his face, they’re signing Baleba. Not a trace of doubt in my mind

Yékéké nimo yé ké yé ké Yékéké nimo Ekitike

It probably helps that I play the triangle in a reggae covers band I just stand at the back and ting

Ant’nee Elanga 'pon the right hand side (I say) Ant’nee Gordon 'pon the left hand side

Thing you have to remember these days is that the people who work for NUFC are good at their jobs and will have a strategic plan. And Trafford, or anyone else we're buying, will fit into their plan Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty... satisfaction. That's what I'm... you know. Trust people and they'll be true to you

That’s exactly why I live in North Shields But Sir Eddie of Howe played it safe and moved to Gosforth (basically Tynemouth without sun and sand and waves) Cogito ergo sum the reason for our transfer policy

The end of level boss when it comes to scandi's speaking english with a regional accent

You spend all of your time tooting rock next door so don't spend any time living in the house you're paying a mortgage on

Do you want to buy a house in a Tynemouth, an established middle class area, with low levels of crime and a relatively stable, but expensive housing market Or do you want to buy a house in North Shields, which is near to Tynemouth but you can get property relatively cheaply and prices are rising quickly, however, there's a genuine risk that you might end up living next to a crack den

Don’t break my heart, my Ekitike heart I just don’t think you understand

I know one lad who fits the RTG type exactly And what's really odd to me is that he's well educated, has a high profile job in a highly regarded industry, is generally a very pleasant sane person who you would perceive to be level headed and able to look at the local rivalry with some sense of perspective and balance But when I speak to him it's always.....sold your soul for blood money, you endorse human rights abuse, you must hate gay people, you approve of murdering journalists, Fender is a fake, Mike Ashley was a good owner, plastic fans etc etc etc I've been in a scenario where I got lectured on how evil Saudi Arabia is, then in the next breath I'm hearing how he'd been to Riyadh in the hope of landing some new business over there

No, I just went on the bus Entering the minors tunnel was nerve wracking but once I got comfortable with how cramped it was I was able to relax and go deeper

I still have fond memories of going to Beamish and touching a minors helmet

Two in the pink, one in the stink

Worrying