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Slightly different circumstances compared to a parade but at the end of every home game there’s cars trying to get through the crowds on the road from Leazes Terrace to the Trent House The drivers will often be going too fast given the amount of people they’re navigating through and the crowds get agitated with the drivers which inflames the situation I’m surprised there hasn’t been a serious incident

For anyone who fancies Young Boys there won’t be any Wankdorf for you next season They’re in Europa

I’ve never actually seen his dial as he’s behind me, but he never shuts up and it’s just a torrent of pure negativity no matter the match situation

Best thing about him leaving….. NO MORE DJ FUCKING OTZI

Well done on calling him out There’s plenty others like him, I can think of one bloke in the corner who does it every game. Takes no joy at all from the match, just pisses and moans non-stop

Is this the way to Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Napoli, Roma, Geordie Boys are taking over, McTominay awaits for me

Getting beat is the morras fish n chip wrappers and we’re in the Champions League which is all that mattered Drink in that sweet sweet PSR nectar

He’s fit, ain’t no denying

DJ Onedek was plumbing new depths of shite today like Cheesy cunt needs firing into the sun We’re capable of creating an atmosphere without having that cunt playing his Best of Mobile DJ Party Anthemz CD at every opportunity

Worrying

If ever I have a Quilmes I get instant flashbacks to when I was in Buenos Aires railing bugger dust for breakfast I’m off to B&M as soon as it opens

We constantly hear how the pub industry is struggling, if the match was on telly most pubs on Tyneside with Sky / TNT would be rammo all day today It’d be an absolute windfall for them But nar, some archaic attitude to showing live football on telly prevails and there’ll be tumbleweed blowing through the boozers cos everyone’s sat at home with a Firestick and some cans

Chocolate shit pantcakes

And plenty of cowies and toot

LET’S BATTER THESE CUNTS

I’m sending an Insta DM to Michelle Collins every day asking her to have a no jarmie sleepover at mine, doesn’t mean it’s going to happen

Being shit scared Nee way Fuck that Will be confident but not arrogant

These cunts been relegated yet ?

Aye, they just got worse and worse as the clock ticked along Whereas you could see the makems growing in confidence and belief, no surprise they were able to turn them over

Fair play to the makems, grew into the game and took their chances. Whereas Sheff Utd did the exact opposite

Guaranteed that Chris Packetts will come on for the makems after half time