bobbydazzla

As much as we’d love to emulate their recent success on the pitch, I hope with all my heart that PIF aren’t looking at Man City’s match day experience and thinking “oooooh yeah, let’s have some of that” Sky high ticket prices Traditional fans being frozen out Huge pitchside LED’s that are brighter than the sun Vapid morons filming all game Large blocks full of tourists who appear to contribute nothing to the atmosphere Anytime I watch a game from the Etihad, it’s a stark reminder of just how shite a modern football ground can be

Rights it is And it’s £66 to take a kid to a match at Old Trafford

Never mind potentially docking City points for financial issues, they need to definitely get points docked for having the most tragic ground and crowd in the top flight Everything that’s bad about modern football

I prefer to see the empty seats than all the vapid cunts filming on their phones. Subhuman scum

Them massive fucking LED’s man, cannit watch a game of football with them cunts blinking and flashing I’m off for a pot noodle and a wank, will check the final score afterwards

George Graham's Arsenal won league titles and various cups playing like Forest are But we weren't bombarded with stats back then, so fewer people got their knickers in a twist about how unfair it was Halcyon days

Rope-a-dope tactics Lull their play off opponents into a false sense of security by getting 7 points from 6 games, then simply press the magical reset button after game 46 has been played and storm into the top flight Genius. Why’s no one ever done this before ?

Wonder what the fantasy attendance figure will be on Wearside today I’m going with 40,000

Makems continuing their charge into the play offs

Wait whurrrrrrt. Man Utd are getting the piss taken out of them week after week after week in the domestic league because they’re absolutely laser focused on winning the Europa and nothing else matters ? Chinny reckon. You’re getting beat in the league every week because you’re shite

He’ll either come good under exceptional coaching and a slow methodical process of bedding him into the side, or he won’t and he’ll be moved on I’m happy to trust that our backroom staff know what they’re doing with him to give the best chance of success

You win some you lose some Onwards and upwards You can’t win them all The best team won on the day Brummie cunts. 24.05.09, lest we forget

LETS BATTER THESE CUNTS NEVER FORGET 24TH MAY 2009

I’ve quite enjoyed watching the daft cunts be trapped in their own half for most of the game, then blowing a lead

That’s a canny pair of Bristol City’s

Ones each, lad for Brizzle with a raker

That’s the spirit, glass half full Not getting into Europe should be viewed as a sliding doors moment that put us on the path to silverware I’m delighted we weren’t playing away at Tinpot FC in Outer Wankekistan on Thursday nights and could focus all our attention domestically on finally winning summat

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