bobbydazzla

Bruno G said to Harvey B Have you heard of Mad Dog & Eddie ? Yes said Barnes and I hate T-Rex arms So sign me up for NUFC

worrying

Medical done innit, they already flew out to Romania to give him a prostrate exam and collect a little jar of Harry Monk Just the big unveiling left to do when he arrives here

I'm of the mindset that if we're genuinely in for a player, be it Maddison, or whoever, and they don't want to sign then that's OK. We're an attractive proposition right now, so if a target isn't buzzing to get involved then it's not the right attitude to be bringing in, regardless of their on-pitch capabilities. So we move on. And as for the comments about location.....our current crop of non-geordies seem to love life up here, so if a bloke from an absolute shithole like Coventry felt the North East wouldn't be a decent place to live, then so be it

His lass ain't no ho, Blocked the pervs from N-O, That's Toonali

He’s a Newcastle fan, will watch games when he can but he’s not obsessive about football. Music is his obsession. And Star Wars. The makems have taken issue that he’s not a die hard supporter who goes home & away. And they also claim North Shields isn’t Newcastle so he’s latched onto a club that isn’t his local one. Daft cunts.

If anyone's in a football strip on stage it'd be Blue Hat, cos it's what he normally wears. Being proud of our amazing city and the rebirth of our club will be key themes this weekend. But at the end of the day it's a music event, not football. Don't be surprised if Local Hero and Champs League theme get an airing in the build up, but at the last Arena gig Sam actually asked the crowd to stop any football chants once the show started.

I know someone in the thick of things at NEOM, they're a Director in one of the main construction companies who are working for the Saudi's They regularly show me the plans that are being proposed for the buildings and locations. It's wild. Like someone's just taken a load of shrooms, smoked a massive bifta, had a little sniff of some Bostik and then decided to plan what a futuristic city in the desert could look like with costs being taken totally out of the equation. I for one, will welcome our floating stadium with massive escalators to the stands in the clouds.

My pal is a football shirt designer for top flight teams and says the materials Castore use and the way they construct and manufacture their shirts is proper cheap n nasty.

What a fun guy

Shit, shower, shave. Uber to Heathrow from Chelsea. Direct flight to Rio, probably sat in 1st class so priority boarding. Couple of pints, spray on some Issey Miyake in duty free, buy an XL Toblerone for the bairn and a bottle of gin for the missus. Would take a couple of hours max. I’d have done the same.

Do the Botman Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now. If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it. Light rhythm in time with the music. You just might start a chain reaction. If you can do the Bot, you're bad like Michael Jackson

Someone get the Casio out and have a look at what % of our games were on telly this season? It’s somewhere between shitloads and fuckloads, I know that much. What’s considered fair sponsorship value for a team in Champs League who played in a cup final and are constantly on the telly ? Between a gazillion and a squillion pounds obvz

Like many others I was completely disengaged from NUFC. Season ticket jacked, didn’t watch on telly, barely even bothered to check the scores. Being back in that ground in Oct 2021 was so emotional. But what I saw on the pitch was a shock, a disorganised unfit rabble. A shambles of a team. To suggest we’d qualify for the Champs League the following season with many of those same players would have been utter madness. What an immense achievement by everyone connected to NUFC. We’ve got our club back and it’s beautiful.

I'd advocate the club introducing a policy where you're only allowed to sing if you test negative for toot It's no coincidence that over recent years the speed of songs has increased at the same rate as the queues for the cubicles

Only watched the 2nd half but it was like men against boys. The intensity and physicality of Lewten just neutralised any threat from the makems. On the few occasions I’ve watched the Makems recently they generally played decent football and looked a tidy side. But they looked like startled rabbits in the headlights the neet.

Reading this thread has become as depressing as fuck. I’m a pessimist by nature but compared to the doom mongers in here I feel like I’m actually as cheery as Mr Tumbles double dropping ten pund cowies.

WORRYING

Let’s batter these cunts

In the Real v City game last night most of the starting 11 numbers of both sides were under 20. It made my willy tingle.

Newcastle away is definitely one of the hardest games Arsenal and Brighton could ask for, apart from City

The recruitment team for non-football staff are up to their eyeballs with newly created jobs to fill. Just emphasises to anyone who doubted it how stripped to the bone the entire club was under Ashley and Charnley’s regime. NUFC simply wasn’t fit for purpose as a modern sporting organisation.

Used to see Tim & Denise knocking about NE43 when they lived in Mickley early 90’s. If they’d stayed in the Tyne Valley Matty could have had his pick of the finest fanny in Prudhoe rather than that scrubber Taylor Swift. Thems the breaks I guess.

Lets batter these cunts

Looks to me like the away kit design team at Adidas are partial to some psychedelics