bobbydazzla

Monkeys blood

Eddie didn't say we've got a massive pile of cash and are looking to buy key players in key positions. If I wasn't so worried about our league position and our unbeaten run I'd be even more worried about his lack of transfer bantz. Overall, I think it's fair to say, I'm worried.

Nodded that one in against Fulham, that'll do for me

3rd in league lost one game in league all season best defence in league healthy goal difference worrying

Jesus Christ that was a good save by Pope

Was he even near the airport ? From what was posted on here he was at a chain restaurant that has a load of outlets and one of them happens to be near Rio airport

Imagine the current leadership assessing how close we are to achieving something amazing this season and thinking: “ooooh, let’s gamble our magnificent season on a radge little scouse rat who is a shite footballer with a shite haircut and shite trousers and will cause ructions in the dressing room with his shite attitude” Have some belief in their judgement, they’ll have done their research and will do what’s right for the club. If we sign someone, Gordon or whoever, have faith in their decision. We’re not run by incompetent cunts anymore man.

Because Wikipedia says he plays for Newcastle so it must be true

Worrying

When it lands we must send a scanning crew on board. We want every part of this plane checked.

I speak a bit of Portuguese and the full outburst translates as: "Here man ya little daft rat faced cunt, I'll find oot where ya hoose is, burn the fucka oot and nick all ya computa games"

Mobile phone signal in football ground, what the fuck is this voodoo hoodoo magic No broadcaster will ever need to worry about that prank happening at SJP

The BBC have paid Michael Macintyre millions of billions of quid to be an unfunny cunt when all they actually needed to do to achieve comedy excellence was spend a couple of quid on an old Nokia with a porno ring tone

Could help Everton with their push for promotion back to the top flight

Hooch for a pound and Wonderbras-get-in-free ?

Think you're right, Platinum Club is either side of the directors seat section, and it was the central section which was the area with the big chunk of empty seats. But the point still stands that the section shouldn't be empty when it's a sold out 1/4 final and people are scrambling for tickets every home game.

Wonder if anyone in the Platinum Club will turn up for this one, was a shame to see that section empty against Leicester

I was on the other side of the ground but I spotted him over by the bench bending down to pick the ball up and toe poking it away as he did ? Was like a Chaplin manoeuvre

Nah, although I’m in front section on Gallowgate side of Strawberry Corner so wouldn’t have seen anything apart from first few rows. We all stand every game and stewards never say owt.

If that’s a frog then I’m the rotting carcass of a street rat

You mean to say ‘is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

Used to be in L7 singing section before Ashley took the huff and canned it. Atmosphere was always great up there and we’d stand all game. Nowadays I’m near the pitch in Strawberry corner and stand all game. Seems to be an acceptance that it’s an unofficial standing & singing section, have never had bother with stewards. For me it will always be noisier when standing. The physical aspect of shouting / singing loudly is easier when you’re stood up. Never mind the psychological impact of being more inclined to get involved in shouting / singing if you’re stood up in a group with like minded folk. It’s the same as when watching live music.

Spotted this vermin carcass in the Gallowgate today. Gallowgate Pigeon finally escaped the net was my immediate thought. But it also looks like it could be related to Bruno Fernandes. Any budding Terry Nutkins’ able to confirm what it is ?