bobbydazzla

Spotted this vermin carcass in the Gallowgate today. Gallowgate Pigeon finally escaped the net was my immediate thought. But it also looks like it could be related to Bruno Fernandes. Any budding Terry Nutkins’ able to confirm what it is ?

If we’re on about how dangerous football could be back in the day then worth remembering that we chucked a firebomb at West Ham inside SJP in 1980. And have a chant celebrating it too.

Never mind the piss poor shambles flag embarrassment, deeky that face at the bottom of the pic. It’s very trippy. old man with young kid face ? young kid with old man hair ? a woman with old man hair ? I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing

Same bollocks every week about the bother in and outside the ground All kicking off by the buses, some of their lot got wide so our under 12's firm steamed in to defend the pregnant women walking past with pushchairs, our older lads were ready to go but weren't needed cos the young firm were enough to see off the Swansea top boys, on Swansea message board after they were saying we're the best and hardest fans in the whole wide world and they have total respect for us and hate the mags. Also a 6 year old lass got hit on the head by a tuppeny piece in the ground so she steamed into the away end and battered about 90 Swansea, stewards turned a blind eye cos Swansea started it. And our over 60's pensioner aggro crew chinned some Swansea youth outside the Badgers Fanny boozer cos they came in and made a racket asking for pints when the meat raffle was on.

Bet you love guzzling a soggy biscuit

same old shite, at Old Trafford they just make the rules up to suit whatever Manchester United require on the day

SHAMONE

Doesn’t matter how worried or arrogant we are as fans, you can guarantee Eddie will have the lads hyperfocused on how they go about beating Southampton and that’s what counts

Kick off after 2nd goal when Bruno was stood at centre circle sporting a massive grin singing along with the Joelinton chant whilst pointing over to big Jow, for me a little moment like that defines our beautiful team spirit. And Dan Burn’s goal, so chuffed for him, was magical.

I don't have Twitter but.......he went out in his Lambo 9ish, was back in its parking spot at 12ish Read into that what you will

Whoopsie. Just thought Adidas had fucked up. Fair play to the Arse, it’s a good cause.

Fucks gannin on with the Arsenal kit like. Written the names and numbers in invisible ink or what

Revved his Lambo aggressively in Jesmond this morning. Worrying.

Be chef’s kiss transfer synergy if we peddle Shelvey and buy Balde

Cardiff 2005 m8

I’m shit at soggy biscuit and always lose but I never get tired of playing

We’re only a week into Jan but that’s Post of the Year winner right there

Fucking light shows. Seen them in a few matches this week. Proper dogshit.

“And that’s Sunderland nil, Burton Albion 4. But we’re delighted to announce that today's official attendance is fifty three thousand and summat or other, which is more than the Mags can fit in theirs. Thank yew for your support” Followed immediately by scenes of rapture in the stands comparable only to a Champions League win

What concerns me most is that the stadium rebuild hasn’t started yet either

Strong rumours we’re signing Brazilian wonderkid Whoosh from FC Reetover Yaheed

Eddie says no imminent signings and avoids naming the current squad players that he thinks we could do with upgrading. Worrying.

There was a "7 minutes till kick off" announcement from DJ Doylem too. 7 minutes seemed a bit of a random choice, but I assume it's for the people still drinking in the Strawberry.

Have the co-commentators at Sky stuck a quid in the Zoltar machine or summat

Gadgie near me at the match just slagged the players off all game. Was shouting his mouth off that none of them are good enough. Not sure why you’d bother going if you can’t take any joy from our current situation. Some odd people out there.