bobbydazzla

Fabien Barthez Grade A cunt

Lets batter these twats. Matt Le Cunt scored some worldies against us back in the 90’s and the fucking anti-vax wanker needs to taste the pain of a high press injection as Eddie unleashes a massive dose of intensity is our identity straight into his covid-hoax veins

Inject this beautiful shit straight into my eyeballs

Apologies in advance to Brummie but I want to see us batter these skidmarks. 90th minute, Matt Targett unleashes a 25 yard screamer into the stantion to make it 7-0 then runs to the nearest telly camera, rips off his shirt and unveils a new tattoo, a full chest piece, it’s a fight scene of Miggy sticking the nut on Grealish whilst Gabriel Abonglahor is on his knees crying as Bruno laughs in his face and shouts “Who the fuck are Brentford?”

I’d trade my tight little arsehole on Grindr for an FAC win

This is everything I ever hoped it would be when we got rid of the parasitic cunt who runs the tatty sports shops. We’ve got a team and leadership who will give everything they’ve got, the collective is better than the individual, they love us and we love them. We’re not the nouveau riche arseholes everyone predicted we would be. We’re United. So fucking proud.

Eye watering because Pochettino was in tears laughing, amirite ?

Sat outside Villa Park right now in full kit

Can remember around 2015 there was an article I saw about top flight CEO / MD wages which showed Thumbheed was on £100,000 compared to the CEO’s / MD’s of the well run clubs being on £1,000,000+ He was paid fuck all compared to his peer group and that was reflective of 1) his lack of capability and 2) his boss being a massive cunt

They’re still pressing * to unlock on Nokia’s round there. It’s the land that time forgot.

Hopefully the ref will have a decent pedigree

You’ve spent enough time on here to know the shite we’ve had to endure under Ashley. A club that tried its hardest not to be competitive. We’ve finally got a club that we can be proud of. Early days but we’re performing excellently on the pitch and we’ll have a go at beating anyone. Of course you’re favourites against us at home, but for once we should be able to give you a proper game and have a sense of optimism. We’re buzzing for that too.

I FUCKING HATE MANCHESTER UNITED. HOPE WE BATTER THE CUNTS.

Rattled

We should appeal to have McTominay’s ban overturned so he can definitely play against us at the weekend

I've got a pal who's a sportswear designer and has created footy kits for the highest profile global clubs. His view on Castore is that it's shite, proper bargain basement in terms of materials, manufacturing and product quality. Nothing we didn't know based on the obvious QC issues, but still interesting to get his professional insight into just how basic their apparel is.

Does seem weird that the Pink management team / promoter would think that it makes sense to hold her shows on the same weekend that there's 100,000 punters who've already got tickets for a gig up the road. Different kind of acts but some crossover in demographic, it's not like it's Steps vs Slipknot. Am surprised the bizzies have given the thumbs up to policing four stadium gigs on the same weekend. Am sure all the MLF's who refuse to go to Fender will go and see Pink, just to prove a point. Cut nose off to spite face is the mantra round there.

Was in the office when the takeover was confirmed, jumped up at my desk punching the air shouting “Gerrin ! I’ve got me fucking club back ! ” Walked home in an overjoyed daze with a massive grin, felt like I was on cowies. Sam Fender came over to mine and we celebrated in the kitchen whilst my kids looked on confused eating plant based schnitzel and chips for their tea. Sam went to the ground then BBC Breakfast studios. I took our mutt to puppy training. The rest is history.

Clive Tyldesley is the fucking worst. Listening to him commentate on his beloved Manchester United is worse than listening to your mam and dad have sex.

Yes, I’m uncomfortable because I’ve wanked myself dry and broken a few ribs with the ferocity of my laughing

Nah, we don’t want Man City to ease off. They should go for the jugular and put it into double figures.

This is utterly beautiful Not many things in life more satisfying than watching Manchester United get absolutely battered

I’ve got a Hardstaff watching this

What a finish by Miggy. What a ball by Bruno. Am surrounded by a massive pile of claggy Kleenex right now

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, for me it’s a transition season. My realistic view going in to this term was mid table, playing progressive football, bringing in quality signings and ditching the champo plodders. Hopefully have a decent cup run. Which is what we’re doing. Repairing the damage caused by the previous regime will take time. Think where we were this time last year, a shower of absolute shite stinking out the league.