bobbydazzla

Would free membership with allocated supporter number stop the touts and bots ? In global terms there's loads of entertainment events where demand outstrips supply, you'd assume PIF can speak to some firms who manage that and lift a ticketing system from a different team or venue.

I think anything that makes it harder for people to get tickets is a bad thing. The more people who can get to go to home games, the better. Open out the experience to as many fans as possible over the course of the season. Just as long as the owners pledge to dish out lifetime bans for any day tripper Insta-twats with selfie sticks. St James Park turning into Old Trafford would be soul crushing.

Both. I'd have paid £40 for a membership if that was the only option. But I was able to get the same priority level for free and it was dead simple to just log in on my pals account, so paying £40 just seemed to be lobbing money away. IIRC they also stopped accepting new members relatively soon after the takeover.

I've been to most home games since the takeover but buy tickets before general release by using a pal's ST priority rather than a membership. Am sure there are loads of other people like me too. If they prioritise members then I'd be excluded even though I rarely miss a game. I can't see any other fair solution apart from general sale or even a ballot. It'll be carnage but at least it's a reasonably level playing field.

There's loads of reasons why people gave up ST's and also plenty reasons why people chose not to buy their first ST under Ashley's regime. It's just not practical or fair to try and give former ST holders 1st dibs. And I say that as a former ST holder who gave up cos of Ashley. Put some ST's on general sale this summer but also ensure we still have plenty tickets available on a game by game basis. Therefore those that miss out on ST's aren't completely missing out on being able to go to matches. And if every game sells out does up front revenue from ST's even matter. It's not as if we're short of cash.

If you send a pic of your tallywhacker to @Mike he will sort that out

My pic from Monday got a lot of love in the Bruno thread so thought I'd add it here for long term posterity. I'm close to signing a seven figure publishing deal brokered by my agent @Mikeso the image will soon be available on a range of t-shirts, beach towels, mugs, beer mats, key rings and y-fronts.

Same here. I was 7. Still have really vivid memories of watching it live on telly. It scared the bejesus out of me.

Will you be my agent and we'll get this pic making some dollar dollar bills y'all. You've got the hussle to do it

He’s from North Shields

I get the right hump seeing people taking pics during the match but broke my own rule last night to get this one

Worrying

When I watched the makems play Shef Wed that Puma football was hoofed so high so many times that I thought it was feasible it could actually leave the atmosphere

A grand per ticket for Platinum Club seats when a bog standard ticket in the Gallowgate is now £800ish. Hows that work ?

Season ticket renewals open until 19th May. General sale of season tickets after that date. That was the official communication from the club yesterday.

state of that pelanty kick man. whoopsy.

Worrying

Steve Bruce is an anagram of Total Cunt

Didn’t score. Worrying.

Ralf: You’re starting tonight Phil.

This. 100%. Fucking despise Man Utd.

Was Janice's technique the same as Steve's ?

CUNTbible

Foden has jumped so high at such a rapid pace that it's feasible he could have left the atmosphere

FTFY