bobbydazzla

Sam’s not forgotten where he came from. He still mooches round doing normal shit with his normal pals despite how crackers his life has become. He’s a proper canny lad

As much as it's a pisser they scored, let's not lose sight of the fact that it's a winner in stoppage time at home against Gillingham to reach the heady heights of 6th in League One

Just Stop Oil more like Just Stop Noncing

FNAAR FNAAR

I was hard after Bruno's back heel went in the back of the net.

Move Leazes Terrace to Benton. Move Benton pitches and wheely bin ice baths to Leazes Park. Expand the ground over where Leazes Terrace once was. Job done.

JNK your stadium is great and your fans really know how to create an amazing atmosphere I've been to Flamengo v Vasco at the Maracana, stadium only 50% capacity but the atmosphere was wild.

Did Zaha have a blast on a bag of glue before he took that pelanty or what

On RTG they reckon Keane's the only man who'll be able to stop the filthy cretins from chucking thousands of empty crisp packets and carrier bags on the pitch during matches

I liked how as he was putting the ball down for the free kick he was chirping at the ref, asking some questions about decisions and getting his point across quietly and confidently. Great to see him applying some subtle pressure to an official as well as going into full shithouse mode winding up their players. We've really lacked that cocky attitude.

Bom dia JNK you are pure lush as owt man

Aye, I clocked that earlier. Was another moment of pure crease.

A carrier bag swirling around the touchline and then blowing onto the Donny players boot as he took the throw in, that just made me pure crease. It's the little details that make these lot so hilarious.

Lakenheath is a USAF base in Suffolk, there's quite often USAF jets buzzing around our skies that are from there

Most people who can juggle are smug twats so I for one APPROVE of the juggling ban

I might still keep my peepers on that one that's going to Seville. If it heads this way later then the pilot will need to divert to Tees Valley because the runway at Newcastle will be covered in huge puddles of my sticky jizz

Better to have spotted and lost, than never to have spotted at all.

Ah well. Someone' given me duff info that it was the same plane. There is a different Embraer Phenom 300, flight NJE771Y from London (Luton) to Seville today but obviously it's not the same jet Trips was on. https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/cs-phq

I've been told NJE771Y is going from London to Seville today at 4.15. Apparently it's the jet Trippier used. I don't know how to look at planned flights, just flights in the air. But there are some creeps on here who can do that. Be good if one of those deviants can check if the info is legit.

Come on planeverts, time to get spotting. Have seen some evidence that the private jet that dropped Trippier off is booked for a trip to Seville today.....

And if the exciting links do happen then the threads will be stuck to the top of the front page by massive dollops of creamy jizz

We were a red light district street prozzie turning tricks and we're transforming into a high class hooker who can attract wealthy corporate financier clients. Currently the designer shops aren't keen to sell us nice new clothes, but that'll soon change.

I still have PTSD flashbacks about the moment I first read Sibierksi was signing. I'm starting to whitey right now just thinking about that night in August 2006.