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Pal of mine was getting a loft conversion done, got home from work early so thought he'd head upstairs and see how the builder was getting on. Caught the builder crouched down curling a turd onto a sheet of newspaper because he couldn't be arsed to go downstairs and use the portaloo.

People love Gavin & Stacey and it has characters named Shipman, West and Sutcliffe, the general public will generally be offended / amused by whatever Facebook or the tabloids tell them to be offended / amused by

Could have been worse.... Could have woken up with Jim White inside you.

Lazy bastard. Triggs with a Giggs. Love it.

Makes sense, I suppose. Maybe better off with an ant eater, not sure if its from the canine family. I've never seen any anteaters knocking about in Prudhoe

Boxers have such stubby faces and loads of drool If a dog was snuffling my rear end I'd prefer a long nosed breed, like a saluki

When this takeover happens I’m off to Prudhoe, smearing Winalot on me barse and whistling the mating call of a boxer dog

Rehills is one of the things I've missed most whilst being housebound. We've hardly been out for the entire lockdown so it doesn't feel appropriate to drive down there from the coast just to get my paws on some artisan beers, but their selection is magnificent and I really miss browsing it.

I've been cut off from football for a long time now, I jacked my season ticket in 2009 and then it's been a gradual decline until I reached the point where for the last 3 or 4 years I haven't even known when or who we were playing. I couldn't stand by and watch Ashley bleed the soul from my home town club, a sporting institution that no longer saw sporting achievement as a main priority. A club that existed to scrape by doing the bare minimum. The thought of being able to get back into supporting the club properly seems pretty surreal at the moment. That passion and expectation and believing in a club that competed to be the best it could be, whatever level that is. It'd be amazing to have that feeling back.

Just continue drinking stella. Too much Stella makes you a bad speller

Sorry

Thumbhead represents everything that has been despicable about the Ashley era. An arse licking yes man, way out his depth, kept in a job because he'll do what he's told, happy sit there and take his salary (a pittance compared to his peer group) whilst the club is stripped to the bone and has its soul torn out. Fuck him. Spineless cunt.

I mean, sure, but the important question is... Wouldn't that 2013 Nissan Leafs battery be loosing charge capacity by now? We could talk about spelling instead and discuss why so many people struggle to spell lose / losing correctly

I chatted to one of the production team about it, was at the back end of last year. He said from a ratings point of view it was better that they fucked up both seasons in such spectacular fashion. Would have been far worse from a telly perspective if they’d just bumbled along with no drama. But he’s a makem, so it’s a bitter sweet situation for him.

Donald came across ok. Seems like a genuine gadge, just out of his depth trying to achieve his ambitions for the club. Methven is appalling. Thinks he's a corporate marketing genius but he's just an arrogant, condescending, pompous cunt. Was shocked when Andy with the beard said it was his 40th birthday. Was he taking the piss and he was right first time saying he was 50? It wasn't as funny to watch as series 1. Even though the Wembo calamities were just as sweet as the Burton relegation game.

Fat Mike loves to spice up his boring transfer windows by mugging everyone off with false talk of new owners, that Saudi gadge needs to cause a distraction as the UN want a word with him about fiddling with Bezos phone. Deploy the bi-annual NUFC takeover rumour. Jobsagoodun.

Boca cos of Nobby and Diego and the Bombanera Flamengo cos the dudes who took me to a match at the Maracana were Flamengo fans I’m not really a hipster, honest

I supported Flamengo when I was in Rio. I supported Boca when I was in Buenos Aires. This hipster says fuck River Plate.

he's a right cunt

Shareholder rebellion about his sketchy business practices https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/29/sports-direct-owner-mike-ashley-faces-shareholder-rebellion

c) talking dirty to a pie in a shit Geordie accent

Tyso- Jackso- Hm. how did you not mention jordan Mike Hunt

Gough seemed canny, happy to mingle and chat with everyone. Jonny Bairstow was there too last night and got a duck today. Whoops.

Talksport is also being broadcast from a pub in Headingly today so that might explain a lot too. There were a few former Leeds players at the dinner, so he’s spent last night on the lash with footballers but I’m not sure why any of them would have emails with inside info on the sale of NUFC

I was at a charity dinner in Harrogate with Darren Gough last night. He was well served, probably still half cut today and chatting utter shite on the radio