bobbydazzla

daft makem sausage stuffing cunt.

That poor tackle by mclean on simpson Waddle said he didnt touch him ffs ! that was possibly the worst comment of a disgracefully shite commentary. daft sausage stuffing makem cunt.

That arms across the chest thing seems to signify 'this corner is going to be rubbish'. Haha funnily enough i was thinking that, what the fuck does it mean i wonder they do it every corner. I used to think it must have signified a routine where we aimed it at Williamson (i suppose the signal looks more like a W than any letter? Tenuous, i know...). Seems to vary, though. Can't work it out. Not much point in a secret signal if people can work it out.

A fucking 'meal of it'? Are ESPN taking the piss here? They are fucking shite. It's an embarrassment. And Waddle is a fucking cunt. How can they justify having a commentator with such a strong anti-NUFC bias. And to think I pay money to watch the fucking thing. Wankbasket.

We were having a day when nowt was going our way. They looked nailed on for the 3 pts via a very fortunate penalty. We score at the death to deny them the victory. I'll settle for that. And Chris Waddle is a cunt.

Morning everyone - let's have these bastards

One of my pals designs football shirts for Nike at their Euro HQ in Hilversum. Travels the world watching footy games and getting "inspiration" for new kits. Nice work if you can get it.

Can't go wrong with a pair of Sennheiser HD25 headphones. Sound quality is immense and they're industry standard for broadcasting etc. Got mine in 1999 and they're still going strong. Dr Dre and Fiddy Cent ones are for doylems.

I've not heard any racism at home games for ages. There were some older EDL style wankers acting like twats on our way into Ewood Park a couple of seasons ago though, refusing to pass their ticket to the bloke at the turnstile because he was Indian / Pakastani. And on the buses out of Villa Park in 2007 and on the tube to West Ham in 2008 there were large sections of our lot making monkey noises at black families in the street / tube stations. Was disgusting. I can remember being in the Milburn Paddock in the early 90's when it was still a terrace. Some bloke started shouting that one of the opposition players was "a black c*nt". Few people told him to shut the fuck up and pointed out that Andy Cole was also black. Racist bloke goes "he's not black, he plays for the Toon". What a fucking moron.

The guy's a tremendous cunt, I mean, really, he's such a tremendous cunt. It's amazing to see such a tremendous cunt. The fans up here know a right cunt when they see one, they're so passionate, it's tremendous. What a tremendous cunt.

Thought it was better having the away section in a different position y'day. Even though there was only a handful of them there. I used to prefer it when the away fans were nearer the pitch as helped created a better atmosphere than when they're up at the top of level 7. And this seasons decision to have the family enclosure next to the away section seems daft. Last place I'd want to be stood with my kids is next to a pissed up and lairy set of away fans.

Knowing Branson's style he'll insist on having top notch clunge serving the ale and pies on the concourse bars. Get in.

Perch on Tynemouth beach this morning. With his kid, lass and dog.

Just seen him on Tynemouth beach. His puppy licked my little girls face. Was going to make a joke about perch being a freshwater fish, but thought I'd look like an even bigger twat than I already did as I stood using a big bit of seaweed to brush up imaginary rubbish from the sand.

Ha ha ha ! Taggart will be going ballistic. Strawberry nosed old twat ! Get in !

Drove behind Shearer for quite a long section of the A69 today and it really hit home when I thought about the fact that he'll be doing that trip again soon to go to Speedo's funeral.

I watched the Man U match at my pals house again but Tiote wasn't knocking about this time. And there was a Renault Clio on his drive instead of the Bentley / Bimma. Away in London looking for a new house maybe ?

How can the Swansea game go on. How can someone like Shay go out there and play knowing one of his best pals has just died. Call it off man.

why ? It doesn't matter what their full time jobs are, they're all part time lino's. If he worked as an accountant would it have made the press ?

As much as I despise Taggart and applaud the linesman for such an excellent penalty decision, his military career means fuck all when it comes to running the line and the press playing up on it is pretty fucking shit.

Stayed in Manchester last year on a day they were playing. Hotel was full of football tourists. Morning after the game I seen a middle aged Irish bloke in reception decked out in: Man U cap Man U shirt Man U tracksuit Man U holdall Man U carrier bag from club shop What a fucking tit he looked.

Have deleted the other thread. I've deleted the other thread. Remembered that the discussion about the Happy Chip selling drugs was in this thread so added the comment here instead.

Looks like we can forget about having The Happy Chip as our shirt sponsor next season.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15889349

History would suggest that you'll be getting fucked up the arse today then.

Mixed feelings about this one. I hate Man U as much as I hate the makems and the thought of them hammering us again does my napper in. Taggart is a fucking cock, the team are all arseholes, the majority of their fans are cunts. But even with a fully fit squad we'd have to be at the absolute peak of our game to get anything at Old Trafford. So I'd rather give it a good go with the players who are fully fit and those who are doubtful are rested and fit again for games where we have a decent chance of picking up points e.g. Chelsea next week. Lose the battle, win the war etc etc.