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Hahah you can’t make this up. The one position that hasn’t been injured.

We’re going to probably need more than one here.

Get up rat faced bitch

That’s what Jon Champion just said on our broadcast over here. Didn’t fact check it or anything.

Two years since Man U has won away to a top 8 side is a ridiculous stat.

Fucking finally Wan Bissaka ???

So glad we got this kid.

I think he’ll be out the door, or at the very least replaced, this summer. As much as I love him

We look so good. This is going to be heartbreaking.

Let’s fucking get right into them.

They’re waxing poetic about wor Miley on NBC. You love to see it.

This match is so weird. It's like they're all playing as Prem footballers in their minds (they see the pass, read the pass, make the run, see the run, etc) but then when it comes time to actually execute they're Championship at best so nothing is coming off.

Pickford

The official PL app has it as Alex.

I wouldn’t particularly want him here but I find that when I’m watching Everton I’m always like who is this McNeil dude? Seems involved in most of their good play and pretty underrated.

This match is such a mess.

Most definitely tactics. Did everyone miss the three or so times they showed Isak over there talking to Eddie about tactics and Eddie showing him where he wanted to be? I don't think it was particularly him being gassed - he might've been - but his positions in the second half were absolutely down to Eddie telling him where to be.

I have a deep fear that the next heartbreak to leave is going to be Miggy.

Ah good, the guy we were supposed to sign.

Jesus christ this is nerve wracking

That would’ve been soft as shit but Gordon is a lucky boy there.

How are we so good at winding teams up?

So calm and collected. Great first half by the boys. We just need those balls to stick to Isak a bit more and for Gordon to stop trying to dribble through them.

I don’t believe xG is a useful stat personally so maybe that’s why I also don’t believe Fernandes was “the most creative player in the league” last season either.