McCormick

Wilson coming on. Shame for Alex.

Stream’s dogshit.

Might be talking about Brighton tbf. Lovely bit of soccer vs. football discourse going on earlier.

Chat on the stream say it’s 2-2. Please be trolling.

Please no.

Half-time team talks actually improve us now. Weird.

Oh ffs. Isak!

It’s football, man. You complain when it’s the team’s doing poorly and go overboard when we’re doin well. Thems da rules.

Offside though? . Nah. Well on.

Yessssss!!!

Glad I’m so far behind

Offside?

Fuck yessss.

Fuck. Close.

Moving the ball quicker now. Still don’t see us scoring any time soon though…

His touch is surprisingly poor a lot of the time. You can see he’s still getting used to the fact that he won’t have a lot of time on the ball in this league.

Get Maxi on.

Skipping work early for this now. You’re all welcome.

Paqueta and JWP would make our first team tbf.

Well. I’m glad I’m missing this one. Sounds like a frustrating afternoon in store.

Would be a great signing imo. Tomori (justifiably) gets loads of plaudits, but this lad is very similar in terms of ability and playing style. Another fantastic Chelsea youth product that they’ve let go and replaced with worse.

Player wise they’re very good tbf. Tactically though, I think most teams have a certain play-style that’s their go-to (I mean, we certainly do). Seems that you only get the “one-dimensional” tag if you employ a compact - some may say boring- system though.

I remember he did the same in an away match, which was even more hilarious

Would love Bowen for the rw. Seems like an Eddie Howe signing too.