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I'd love to see a montage of our corners.

Did I miss something? He stepped up, placed it on the spot and scored. Radio Newcastle said there was a three way discussion and Guti had to decide in the end Jonas for manager.

Not Debuchy. Only the other one.

Can't wait for the gif of Joe Hart's face after saving the pen.

Little embarrassing from Debuchy there.

Tiote has been a monster.

NOT CISSE. ANYONE BUT CISSE. Cabaye please.

MYM is a pacy bastard.

Elliot's distribution puts Krul's to shame. Probably his best asset.

If you want your grandkids to think you're a totally boring arsehole. Could do with a sub here, game's went flat as per what usually happens in the 2nd half.

That throw by Elliott is the kind of thing you tell your grandkids about.

Nowhere to be found. Jogging back.

Well, if they were going to do it I'd prefer it to be early. Plenty of time to wake up again.

Krul's out for a month? How did I not know this? Fuck.

That's a really good save.

With the exception of your American spelling of 'laser', that's a wonderful summation of how I feel about Cabaye. He's been brilliant since his return from injury, absolutely imperious (with the exception of set pieces in which he isn't shooting at goal). I wish he'd hit set pieces with the same venom as though he were shooting That's not American. It's just wrong. Laser is actually an acronym.

Santon has been just ok for me. Agree on the other two - Debuchy has been a handful down the right.

He still is a clown a lot of the time. Luckily for us he's a magical clown.

The first five minutes were Pardew's fault and then the player's decided to spite him and did their own thing. Hence 2-1. Come on Dave.

More of that please.

That's bullshit.

At least we have a more than competent replacement. Pretty sure Colo just wanted to do a lap of honor.

Colo limping. Here comes MYM.

I'm so scared we're going to come out flat and defensive in the second half. We have dominated since the 10 minute mark.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. YOU CAN MAKE STUPID RUNS ALL DAY IF YOU DO THAT