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If we sign this guy as well and don't sell anyone prompting Colo to sign a new deal I may just implode into a giant pool of spunk.

Hope you enjoy the Championship while we're flying high with the Demba Duo. Fucktard.

How the fuck did we get this guy for this price in January? He's going to be a legend.

What the fuck is going on? Looks like we're taking over the world.

Just got out of a meeting and refreshed the board. To quote the crazy coke dealer in Blow - FUCK ME RUNNING!!!! This is amazing.

#1 is their version of Spurs' crest. Still like it though. 1 or 6 for me. 2 looks the most like an MLS crest to me.

It doesnt actually. Wages? Incredible risk on one player? Even with the Carroll money it's not feasible for us to spend £30m+ on one player.

If we win this I'll start to dream about 5th/6th. I'd take a point for sure.

No chance. It HAS to include Liverpool. If they were leading the championship it would be the Sky 21.

If van Persie could just do his hamstring and miss 2 months we could definitely finish ahead of them.

has flattered to deceive for much of this season. still rate him very highly though. Thought he was their best player against Leeds and was pretty solid against Fulham as well.

Dear god.

First 60 minutes at Bolton were worse.

Maybe he thinks Blackburn was a league game? Or he's looking at a live update league table, there's a few times I've been caught out by them when I'm not sure if it's been updated or not. Definitely this.

How the hell is it his knee?

That was seriously pathetic. With a 3-0 lead it would have been some great fun. 1-0 I was ready to throttle the lazy bastard.

Excellent 3 points. The table is a beautiful sight right now. Come on Swansea!

Get paid millions to play a sport and can't be bothered to run a little with 3 minutes left. Embarrassing.

Jonas.

I think Best is limping around.

Oh my god, Shola up front on his own.

I'd be laughing more if we had more than a one goal lead.

I'm sitting here wishing Lovenkrands was on the bench so we could take off Shola. Biggest indictment of a player, ever.

Pleat: Taylor, Taaaylor, TAYLOR! [cue closeup of Santon after ball goes out)

So funny when HBA or Santon have the ball one v. one with a defender. One little shimmy and they fall over. We should be destroying this team.