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What the fuck is going on? Looks like we're taking over the world.

Just got out of a meeting and refreshed the board. To quote the crazy coke dealer in Blow - FUCK ME RUNNING!!!! This is amazing.

#1 is their version of Spurs' crest. Still like it though. 1 or 6 for me. 2 looks the most like an MLS crest to me.

It doesnt actually. Wages? Incredible risk on one player? Even with the Carroll money it's not feasible for us to spend £30m+ on one player.

If we win this I'll start to dream about 5th/6th. I'd take a point for sure.

No chance. It HAS to include Liverpool. If they were leading the championship it would be the Sky 21.

If van Persie could just do his hamstring and miss 2 months we could definitely finish ahead of them.

has flattered to deceive for much of this season. still rate him very highly though. Thought he was their best player against Leeds and was pretty solid against Fulham as well.

Dear god.

First 60 minutes at Bolton were worse.

Maybe he thinks Blackburn was a league game? Or he's looking at a live update league table, there's a few times I've been caught out by them when I'm not sure if it's been updated or not. Definitely this.

How the hell is it his knee?

That was seriously pathetic. With a 3-0 lead it would have been some great fun. 1-0 I was ready to throttle the lazy bastard.

Excellent 3 points. The table is a beautiful sight right now. Come on Swansea!

Get paid millions to play a sport and can't be bothered to run a little with 3 minutes left. Embarrassing.

Jonas.

I think Best is limping around.

Oh my god, Shola up front on his own.

I'd be laughing more if we had more than a one goal lead.

I'm sitting here wishing Lovenkrands was on the bench so we could take off Shola. Biggest indictment of a player, ever.

Pleat: Taylor, Taaaylor, TAYLOR! [cue closeup of Santon after ball goes out)

So funny when HBA or Santon have the ball one v. one with a defender. One little shimmy and they fall over. We should be destroying this team.

Smith to be honest.

I'm really impressed. Most of our players seem to know where others will be, or have a good enough understanding of each other to be able to play so freely. Good stuff from Pards, considering 3 of our 4 'midfielders' on aren't starters. I'm really surprised. Maybe the pre cursor to even more of the same. Swap Tiote for Guthrie, Cabaye for Taylor, and Ba for Shola and we're just laughing. Don't think we'd ever start with it, but it's a nice option to have. Wish we'd switch when things aren't working without an injury forcing it.

Isn't there a Sports Direct tarp over the center circle before kickoff? Maybe it left a mark with the frost? Or maybe we're about to have the tackiest center circle in the world.