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Let's just pretend we have been taken over - simply to raise spirits going into our first game of the season. It starts..... Now..... Get in! What a belter, I cannot believe we've been sold - Shearer to be appointed as Manager too. That'll do me there's still plenty time to get players before the window closes too. Finally, now those overpaid wankers might get sorted out and we might develop a good, young, fresh, enthusiastic squad. Alan Shearers Black and White Army...roll on Saturday 0-3 to the Toon!!!

Sold in the morning, we're getting sold in the morning, sold in the morning! We're getting sold in the morning.

How the fuck is that racist? Jesus Christ was a superstar who turned around the corner in a Jaguar. He pulled a skid, and killed a kid and trapped his balls in a dustbin lid - but I don't see Christians complaining...

Didn't realise it was so soon. Must have been kept really quiet....

Is Terry cheating on you?

It should be removed immediately imo.

I have actually got to admit I feel sorry for Thomo - he had good intentions telling us this information. I just hope to God he sorts out Terry for making a mug of him.

0-0? Shola 1-0 Albion 76th minute - He scrambles it over the line. The Newcastle fans go apeshit. The world of football deflates as the team they want to see plummet to depths of English football get one over promotion favourites West Brom. Shola Ameobi earns a world cup place.

Shock result on Saturday - PLEASE.

Was Terry right?

Waddle We would win the Champions league...

Shearer's interview was mint too.

Shearer was better because he's a Geordie and he played for the Toon. Simples. http://retroyakking.today.com/files/2009/01/aleksandr_the_meerkat.jpg

When watching I actually thought "Fucking hell, how many people shat on Robson". Like when you look back now you think how could thye do that to such a man.

I thought that was Elton John...

Sorry Terry. Terry lasource.

Sorry Einstein.

When it came to the Newcastle bit it was gutting - especially when it showed him look up on his charity match and he gave that smile.

On a slightly seperate note; Think of the players who were either from Newcastle or had played for Newcastle - that alone would match many of the greatest teams in history.... Gazza Beardsley Shearer Given Woodgate Speed Robert Solano etc. It would have been mint.

Search Youtube for "bobby robson newcastle" and he's got three on the first page of results, look for Toojling. Rock on Brother.

I like it It's actually mint imo. Is it going out on CD?

Check here, you might have to change the region to North East. http://tvguide.aol.co.uk/?sem=1&ncid=UKEntertainment374&otim=1249330672&spid=29107664 Cheers mate, I actually meant Tooj's Sir Bobby Vid's though.

I'm glad this thread has began to take a more bizarre take on life.

Link postage pleasage?..