bigfella

As long as he gave him a reach-around, what's the problem?

Another smart finish from Gnonto. Leeds cruising now 3-0. Now that we're out, wouldn't mind them winning it.

Kid looks like a cracking prospect. Too small (same height as Messi), for the rough and tumble of the English game, though

Aye, canny strike, poor goalkeeping mind, yards off his line

There's Klopp's excuse sorted then.

Shearer - "The floodlights going off, Danny Murphy's phone going off in the studio.."

WTF!

Anyone got any idea what the fuck Merson said there?

On the second page of all that Billy Bullshit, someone is described as "bistroesque" for slagging off Sunderland fans. I suppose their idea of haute cuisine is cheesy chips, like.

His head looked ahead of the ball to me.

Typo. Behind.

That's offside as well, Rashford wasn't being the ball

That's just fuckin nonsense. Rashford is blocking off a defender if nothing else.

Beautiful little chipped cross from De Bruyne

It's forecast to stop early afternoon, so should be ok.

The makem will be laughing his cock end off at you all arguing amongst yourselves. Don't know why you fall for it, not as if it doesn't happen every time a makem comes on here. As I said earlier, he's only here to get sly little digs in about Newcastle.

Please let this happen. The next ones got to be called "Manager!" Off to laugh at the Amazon reviews of his previous "work".

Trust me Kid, there isn't such a thing. I know loads of Sunderland fans and most of them are alright until they get behind a computer/ phone screen.

Why are you lot engaging with this makem? You know they all start off like him, with their seemingly reasonable arguments, but he's just here to score a few cheap points, why else would he wait until our only low point in the season to start regularly posting? He'll go full on "6 in a row! FTM!" before long, like all the rest of them.

Oh no, if this happens Danny Kelly will have to stop supporting Spurs...or he'll reveal himself as a hypocrite

Heard that pretty much word for word from the Arsenal supporting tosser at work a few weeks back. Apparently because Arsenal have won the FA Cup the most times, their fans have the right to sneer at ours getting excited about the Carabao Cup.

Arteta.

Wish the interviewer had the balls to point that out and even show a replay to Arteta, but no, never going to happen, doesn't fit the narrative.

Merson started that narrative. Fuckin bunch of whining bastards.