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My mate used to refer to him as 'Nicky Pot of Vasiline'

I would imagine that either they will be 3 automatic promotion places or whoever finishes 4th bottom in Prem goes down

Pancrate and Ginola Shola and Ronaldo (The real Ronaldo, not the ponce currently at Real Madrid)

Is this true? I was wondering where they got mine from

Quincy with a calculator?

It's only right and proper that there the city celebrates the team becoming champions Ideally Mike Ashley will be on the open top bus and the route will take him past a grassy knoll...........

What he just said

You could say 3out of 4 of those about Shola tbf To be fair to Shola you can't say 3 out of those 4 things about his performances this season Every time he has played he has looked our most likely player to score

Unfortunately it is Dispite him being possibly having the best goals/game ratio in the league He has struggled in the past but if he is fit then he MUST start in this division

Don't rate Seol, at Reading he wasn't good at all. And although he plays on the right, I'm pretty sure he's left footed... so he won't necessarily add proper balance or width. He cooks some lovely Korean meatballs though They really are the dogs bollocks

fat people falling over is always good for a laugh

Where is Peaspud these days? He always seems to be fairly well informed regarding the NUST

OY He's turtely right though. Hope he has his curt on, cos it's curld ootside

:lol: Rafa flat out hates the poor guy! Never mind Rafa What about his team mates Surely one of them could have rang him Or maybe no one likes him

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2010/01/08/nufc-may-have-to-increase-bid-for-beckford-72703-25554587/ If you read that 'article' the Leeds manager is calm on page 1 but furious on page 2

I might be wrong but isn't his salary tax free as well?

Agree with the good luck for anyone going but what a pathetic dig Why is that a 'pathetic dig'? It was meant in all sincerety. Am sure you did sincerely mean to look down on anyone not going, was my point You're just paranoid Everyones says so

After calling the national press and his agent, perhaps. And arranging to have his brochure reprinted along these lines:- Well known rescuer who is prepared to put life on the line to help fellow animal lovers

Part timer

The only time in the last 20 years that I heard anyone call themselves 'dude' was jeff bridges in the The Big lebowski'

If he does decide to head for Bolton then I, for one, wouldn't blame him At the moment he has a Burnley team that is massivley over achieving He would be inheriting a team at Bolton that are performing within themselves Owen Coyle + Bolton = Comfortable prem survival this season Owen Coyle + Burnley = Last day battle for survival at best

I would guess at wages Probably taking a chance on getting bigger wages in summer when he will be a free agent

yes i because i don't rate mascherano at all... jimmy bullard is better player when he is not injured. And Gareth Barry is miles away ahead mascherano to be DM. I know it's the season of good will, but that is quite possibly the most ridiculous post I've ever seen anywhere. Ever

Gone for Us and forest automatically I reckon WBA and Cardiff will fall away and leave it open for an outsider to make a late surge and win the play offs Namely Barnsley You heard it here first

Could you imagine it, all them signings................the formation wankers on here would implode with all potential formations. f*** me I think I'd start posting formations if we spent £200m I wouldn't be able to post formations if we spent £200 million in one transfer window The shock would kill me