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Keane has previous for streching out contract talks He is playing hard to get but this time it could go a bit wrong for him At Man Utd he knew that he was pretty much irreplaceable He seems to think that he is bullet proof in his current position but given some fans reaction to recent results he couldn't be more wrong However it does make a change to watch a north east club come apart at the seems that isnt NUFC

Personally speaking, I don't think we will be relegated

We are doing good mainly because our 2 strikers (Sammy & Nile) are bigger than anyone else they play against. No CB's at U18 level can cope with these 2. So really its more luck than talent? No, the pair of them are decent/good youngsters but when you watch any 11 a side game & your strikers are a lot bigger than the CB's you going to do okay. Do you rate younger Ameobi? I watched the Academy guy's assessment and he said he's really good but a bit inconsistent. He is good at U18 level but he can drift out of games. I thought he did well playing out of position at LW today. Does this refer to Sammy or Shola?

Birmingham, Sheffield Utd, Reading, Millwall and Everton 45/1 shot at Ladbrokes

why was he amazed if we made an offer? That we shouldn't be, because our owner wants out? f*** him. c***. I read it that Mr Bates was amazed at the size of the offer (Too small I'd imagine) rather than where the offer came from

This Apart from the last line

No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Yes Starting to sound like a scene from 'When Harry met Sally' :colo:

No great surprise He always gets injured when England play :colo:

It's fairly simple for Aston Villa Either 1) Wear bright red or 2) Relocate to London. Young and Agbonlahor will be in the squad in no time. Unfortunately this would probably work

I wouldn't be at all surprised if he is saving it for the next edition of his autobiography Bound to make it a best seller

''Top Of the morning to ya''!Really,didnt think that was Irish slang at all.Was actually talking to his Mom a few months back in the sports shop I work in.She had a Newcastle bag in her hand and I was laughing saying Im not the only Newcastle fan in this country so,she told me oh no my sons playing for the youth team.She was telling me he was a bit iffy at first going over to a different country at such a young age.But hes loving it now.She said he loves ye Geordies Is she a MILF?

I hope that's true. Didn't SJH say similar things when MA took over? Something along the lines of only selling to him because he was certain that Mr Ashley was committed to moving the club forward

I know he's good, but can he play on both wings?! He can indeed play both wings Unfortunately not at the same time!

They haven't beat us at their place since the 80's so they are due to win one sooner or later. It won't be this year though. :colo:

If its on talksport then it must be true

Shame we don't play them until sunday :colo:

well its quite easy to explain, the best possible care, is usually found abroad... what did you think? that all of the best doctors/physios in the world live in england? dream on m8 and its probably cheaper as well to send them abroad To be fair, there are far better medical systems abroad if you have the cash imo. I'm sure our players could afford to go private. Yes I know other countries will have top doctors/physios but come on, a shoulder injury requires a South American doctor? It's not like they're going for a new, experimental treatment. I agree to a degree, but for some things, some specialists mean you need to go abroad. I agree with what you say but isn't it funny how all these specialists happen to be in the home country of the injured player (or in Martins case, where he used to live). The likes of going to see Dr. Richard Steadman for knee injuries I can accept. Mate, you are aware Australia is a first world nation aren't you? Fancy a chat about NHS v Medicare? Besides which, it's common sense to go to a doctor you trust, with whom you have had positive results previously. But the sad truth is that the closest epithet for Viduka came from djmattis: He is indeed finished as a top class footballer - even the Arab leagues would ask too much of the big fella these days. Was he finished when he left Boro, hmmm... maybe. He put in a few good performances, but simply not enough. It was a gamble, it failed - to all the haters, who do you hate? Viduka for accepting the contract offered to him? Roeder for making the gamble? Shepherd for backing Roeder's relatively inexpensive bet? It was Allardyce who signed him

Maybe he is working as a consultant for the Nigerian bid or he could even be heading up a rival bid. *shudder*

Is it a coincedence that this story has been made public just before the club expect the lowest attendance for a long while? Or am I being overly cynical?

If Malcolm said it, then it must be true

Unbelievable We should all e-mail Sky and the BBC to let them know that Mr Oliver does NOT speak for NUFC fans, that he is a figure of fun up here and that he is the ultimate 'before' picture in a botox advert

I am sure when Mr Cort first arrived he had a decent goals/games ratio Then came the injuries, an insane wife (alledegly) and of course the infamous Tesco incident All downhill after that

Personally if the clubs' plans for the future actually work and lead NUFC to the top end of the table or even possibly a trophy then I would prefer that to a new owner

Got the odds wrong All bets 15/1 Without Croatia 7/1

Worth a try How about getting Bill Gates mentioned as a possible buyer?