Elbel1

I'm torn over this potential appointment. On one hand I want Potter to fail because of Isak. But on the other hand, I want him to fail because he's a annoying hipster with the personality of an abandoned dishcloth.

Did he suddenly become self aware and die of embarrassment?

What on earth was Jenson Button thinking when he decided to go for a casual stroll through Camden with a quarter of a million pounds of 'valuables' in a case?

Don't blame him at all. Whoever takes the job will be out on their ear as soon as Stevie Geeeeeees 'timing issues' are sorted. And by 'timing issues' I mean the massive tax bill he'll be hit with if he returns to the UK before spending 24 months out of the country.

How 'bout no

I'd rather he stays shite and the batteries are always flat in his TV remote

Think it was Forest who sacked Martin O'Neill and announced he replacement 18 minutes later

Depends how many times a day/hour this depraved person (who definitely isn't you) is whacking themselves off to Cindy from Eastenders piping off Ian Beale.

I get that, but last season he was playing in The Turkish Suoer Lig and made a couple of appearances for Burnley in their promotion run in. Surely he could be playing for a team that don't have meals supplied by their sponsors (Nandos)

Apparently he focuses too much on the foreplay and struggles to create any meaningful penetration

Insert Larry David fainting gif here

You don't miss what you never had though

He should be asking Gordon for half of his scoring bonus after serving up that peach of a chance for him in the 1st half

When do we vote for post of the year?

Nailed on article from Ryder at 4.30 starting with the line 'Despite sharing the same name, Barcelona manager Hansi Flick is not related to fictional character Herr Flick from the popular 80s sitcom Allo Allo'

These lines were casually thrown in at the end of a BBC Football article about Mouriniho potentially taking over at Benfica:- The move to part company with Lage coincides with Benfica preparing for their presidential election on 25 October. Joao Noronha Lopes, favourite to win the election, has his sights set on Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim and was at Etihad Stadium on Sunday to watch Portuguese. Costa said the decision to make a managerial change is not motivated by his attempt to get re-elected. Is it possible that Amorim is engineering a payoff at Man Utd with a eye on a return to the easy life in Portugal?

I've just happened across the Scottish Premier League table. Must say that I thought, as a vegan Buddhist, Russel Martin would struggle to win over the Rangers fans and it would end in tears, but I didn't expect him to have such an appalling start.

Say what you like about Klopp (honestly, go ahead, I'm not going to stop you) but at least he waited until things weren't going well until he dropped the zany personality mask and showed the world he was an weapons grade prick. Slot has skipped that step and gone straight to entitled bellend. Looking forward to the inevitable existential crisis heading his way when lady luck turns her back on him.

How's the pringles did you say?

With Craig Hope covering us? No chance.

Why are they all wearing shirts that are at least 2 sizes too large?

Years ago my mate was shagging a couple of twins. When asked how he could tell them apart he said 'Julie is slim, blonde with a small chest and Alan has a moustache'

Funny how? You mean like a clown? It amused you? It's funny like that?