Elbel1

This is absolute nonsense. Every single club in top flights across Europe will be fully aware of every new emerging talent at their peers. Also every Premier League club will have been in contact with countless players and clubs around the globe to gauge their suitability and willingness to join. Just because Ornstein or Fabio hasn't tweeted about something, it doesn't mean it hasn't happened.

Think it was Nick Hammond and he's at Everton now

Jesus, and I can't stress this enough, Christ. I'm not great remembering refs names as they have a difficult job and don't receive enough respect, but this guy doesn't do himself any favours. The prick

That would pretty much be the entire medical during the Ashley years

I wouldn't trust DCL to cover his toast with butter

Can't hear the name Kenneth without thinking of this guy from 30 Rock

Bollocks to that Start with handfuls of gravel and work up to cricket balls

Remember kids, this is why we say NO to drugs

Excellent idea that deserves to be praised. However the small print says that they have to collect the free ticket in person and be accompanied by both parents.

You've typed 'happy' where I think you meant 'relevant'

Craig Hope was pretty much ideal to cover Newcastle during the tenures of McClaren and Bruce. He wasn't afraid to stand up to them and possibly welcomed a stadium ban just to add to his notoriety. He absolutely had Alex Bruce on strings at one point. However he is totally unable to pivot to a positive mindset when the club is on a upward curve. He could be following instructions from his editor, as he does write for the mail, but I doubt it.

Barton turning down an offer to pay £10k and apologise for his comments, then ending up with a total bill of over £500,000 is just the cherry on top 👌

He's not telling you how to feel. He's offering sensible advice. How you react to that is entirely up to you.

I believe that the correct term is ladyboys

Imagine if he fails the medical

No chance he's leaving Saudi until the end of the upcoming season. He has to be out of the country for 2 years before comeback or HMRC willbend him over. That's why Jordan Henderson went to Ajax for a year.

Challenge accepted

Definitely clicks 'disconnect conned device' before removing his USB memory card

I'd bet my life that Chris Waughs entire house is painted beige

Heyyyyyyy Aaron Ramsdale Ohh Ahh I wanna knoooowwwww Can you concentrate

Who to? A team of scientists trying to cure obnoxious personality traits?

I'm getting the word....... Nonce

I very much doubt Will fully understands how to use a toilet correctly, let alone the inner most thoughts of Tino Livramento

Verbal contract mate. Not worth the paper it's written on.