Pilko

He's an excellent player, but with City's bottomless bit of cash, I would have thought they'd be after someone far better.

For sure, the defence is a case of "sum of the parts greater than individual ability".

Yes, it's me.

Well, he can dust out the trophy cabinet with his moustache. Apparently, makes a cracking cuppa and organizes a belter Xmas do as well.

Well, I wouldn't mind doing home vs away actually, I have both. Although the home does have Milner 16 on it. The away top doesn't have to be this seasons does it btw?

If anything, the likes of Bassong and Gutierrez proves that you don't need to just sign trophy players. Sure, one or two to go into a team might work, but there's better deals to be had when you look a bit further - your money goes much further and you get a better long term investment. To think Boumsong cost £8m... this bloke who is much younger, not even a full international (yet) and cost less than a quarter of that (and thats not even going into his most likely lower wage packet) is far better. It's definatley good that were now signing players and not names. And before anyone says "we're in a relegation scrap", I'm purely talking about the performances of Bassong and Gutierrez here, it isn't really their fault we're in this predicament. If anything, they've been two of our most consistent performers. Apart from Duff, who is consistently shit.

It's easier though with just a colour. That way they don't have to have just a NUFC top. Plus, like I say, I have about three or four spare red tops people could wear if they wanted. And ofc goalkeepers, please come in a colour that's different to the ones we decide on.

Saw David Edgar and Ben Tozer today, they were getting interviewed by Century.FM outside my local Sainsburys.

Put it this way, at least they'll have a belter of a Xmas party!

I had Tooj down as either a streaker or fourth official if I'm honest. Although, those two things ain't mutually exclusive. I would love it if we could get NE5 and Mick to be the managers though, that would be great. Actually, I'm happy for a red team and a blue team - I'll bring a few spare red tops that people can just chuck on top of what they're already wearing, I have loads of red t-shirts.

Or, we could just play colours - red and blue or something? Surely everyone has a red or blue top they could wear.

Well played Venkman. I need to get some new astroturf trainers actually. Kits, surely just NUFC home tops against any other tops?

cheers for that, I'm much more certain it wasn't his fault even one percent

Either way, it's far funnier to jump on Gomes.

what was it this time?

You'll not find that in any bartenders manual You'll find it in REPETITION FOR DUMMIES - By a Mr N.E. Five, which details how to encur the wrath of an entire forum in just five easy steps. With foreword from Freddy Shepherd.

I bloody we hope we do get compensation off Swindon, Nigel Pearson bloody decided to leave and then got the Southampton job days later.

I wonder whether Shepherd pulled the pint and Sir John Hall drank it, or the other way round?

I hope he fails and does it big time. Then the media can't really blame Blackburn's fans... because they don't have any

You might just make it to half time then eh? I'd be fine with playing on Astroturf at Coach Lane. Just book it as soon as you can imo. And for the record The Prophet, I prefer using an antibacterial liquid soap!

How pathetic. Go and stand in the corner, both of you.

Should try and keep it at Coach Lane if possible imo, this is a major problem if we need to re-confirm everyone.

But we have Geremi, the 'free kick specialist'...

Excellent news. I'll probably tip you a bit at the venue mate.

6-8 would be OK but 5-7 would be better. IMO, as soon as Venkman has close to 22 positive PM's he should go ahead and book it