Pilko

I bet it was Terry Mac.

If you put all the spins Parker did together I'm confident he'd reach China.

I'd like to believe you, therefore I will.

As for Guthrie's goal, who was the last Newcastle player to score in their debut friendly game? Alan Smith. Oh dear.

When is Look North on, as I take it they will have the goals? Or is it not on a Saturday normally?

FYP.

His spirit will leave this dimension if he bags a hat-trick. Bye, Wull.

I notice you didn't mention Smith or is he covered by the etc? Fatwax is French man. As he was saying, Duff, Milner, Guthrie et Al. Not bad

The stewards may as well go home then.

Guthrie! Shares his surname with me, wp sire.

His spirit will leave this dimension if he bags a hat-trick.

Exactly, Juve are rubbish.

Hope to God that Shola bags a hat-trick.

Fuck me, did anyone see that free-kick in the Arsenal/Barnet game?

Tennis elbow.

Hopefully Guthrie, Danquah and Tozer will get some pitch time. Wonder if its Taylor or Edgar playing at RB?

Our striker pecking order right now seems to be: Owen > Martins > Viduka > Smith = Carroll > Ameobi. Where really it should be: Owen > Martins > Viduka > Carroll > Ameobi > Harper > Smith.

Yeah, loads: www.radiotimes.com Literally wet myself. How am I supposed to get updates then, refresh the official site every 2 minutes?

Right then. I'd rather we sold Smith, or Duff for peanuts and got Warnock than selling Krul.

Thing is, Krul has been injured or out on loan bar the last 2 weeks. With the emergence of Forster (Keegan gave him a new deal so he must rate him), Krul may be surplus to requirements. I must say he looked very impressive against Palermo, and will have improved since then.

Hope Bassong makes an appearance actually, would be good if we actually trialled a player in some friendlies before buying for a change.

Given Beye Taylor Cacapa Enrique Milner Guthrie Butt N'Zogbia Duff Martins Subs: Krul, Forster, Smith, Edgar, Ameobi, Tozer, Godsmark. Yes, no? EDIT: When I say 'Yes, no?' I mean "Will KK play a team similar to this" not "Do you want to se this line-up".

Makes a mockery of his excuse to leave Tyneside for London. Good shout. The MLS is quite a technical league though so he will be well suited, wing play out there is more about craft and guile than pace and stamina. Better than Beckham imo.

The two things our team is lacking are pace and height. Apart from Martins and N'Zogbia, we have one of the most pedestrian teams in the league, so we need a pace injection in the centre of the park, for sure. With the exceptions of Faye and Carroll, our team is far too short to win aerial balls so another large target man and big centre half are needed. In fact, our midfield has been slow since the Parker/Butt combo. Milner would win it and pass it to Butt, and there'd be a 6 on 4. But then Butt would slowly pass it to Parker, and he'd eventually give it to Duff/Zog on the left and by that point the other team had 9 men behind the ball

Are you talking about Carroll or Krul? Carroll sorry. I saw Carroll in my local chippy a few months ago. Had a great big massive black jeep, and curry and chips.