Pilko

McBride off, Dempsey on.

Zarate scores for Birmingham

Forcing some corners now.

Even Barton playing well by the sounds of it.

2-1 Blackburn, Roberts

The dressing room, it's half time now mate.

Bullard has a great shooting chance - wildly screws it on his left peg.

Great defending by Enrique by the sounds of it.

Dubious linesmanning according to Fat Mick.

Owen fluffs a glorious chance, from a Geremi cross.

Bullard keeps shooting from distance

Bit of both Boro 1 - 0 Derby (Tuncay)

Almost a McBride own goal. Corner II: Faye with an overhead kick the runs across the goal line!!!!

Owen shoots, Keller saves. Corner kick.

Here comes a Geremi corner... BEATS THE FIRST MAN

Keller saves.

VIDUKA!!!

Hopefully we'll win 32-0

I take it no-one really knows what he does then? Would love to see him booted out on his arse, into the dole queue.

Hopefully Edgar and Carroll will get first-team camoes today

Usually leaks about 40 minutes before kickoff.

Getting to the time now where the stadium DJ will roll out Chelsea Dagger?

It's blinding sunshine here in Whitley Bay. Had no idea to was snowing.

I still can't decide why we still employ this muppet. He's not a coach, not an assistant manager and not really a proper scout. So what does he do, considering he's getting paid? Here are my suggestions: 1) Club's resident bookies runner / tab seller 2) Gives the players a laugh on the training ground 3) Club's feather duster, uses his tash of course 4) Cuts the oranges and carries the water 5) Writes the subs name on the piece of paper and gives it to the fourth official Unless anyone knows his job title or what he actually does?