Pilko

Too good a footballer for the manager to know what to do with. He's allowed 15 mins because he's tall.

I don't agree with any of what you've just said but like I said earlier, no point getting into it.

Impressive how you can be completely and utterly brainwashed but retain that incredibly condescending edge, fair play. No point even discussing anything with you, you won't ever have a bad word said against him despite the same repetitive shit we're watching every single week.

Currently getting bollocked by the staff for trying that creative chipped through ball. Needs to do more running and jumping and athletics instead of faffing about with that shite.

"It'll get better when Wissa is fit" "Eddie's teams always click in December/January" "It'll get better when he gets training time & one game a week" Any advance on the next prophecy?

Very easy statement to make when the man himself has lowered the bar further than any other time in his tenure. This is the absolute pits we're watching every week. Agree that "fuck off"s are a bit much but I can totally understand anyone who wants a change from watching this repetitive tame garbage.

I can't remember what winning a game of football feels like. There's a lot of them who are going through the motions for me. An Eddie team of yesteryear get a least a point out of that against the worst Arsenal performance I can remember us facing in living memory.

More uninspiring, tepid shite. Good to see he's putting that training time he's been crying on about not getting all season to good use. I'm not convinced half of them are playing for him anymore. We look like a side that's completely downed tools other than about three or four players.

And yet anyone calling it out will be called out as miserable or negative by the usual head in the cloud brigade. Can't wait.

Another brilliant cameo. He'll come good when the crowd start cheering for him, he just lacks confidence, that's why he can't pass or cross or do anything. He'll be proven as a great use of £55m.

About as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest this cunt.

A limp, pathetic Arsenal side and we barely laid a glove on them. Absolutely no danger they weren't winning the moment Eze scored that very avoidable and obvious goal that we couldn't be arsed to react to. We clearly don't practice any kind of innovative attacking pattern or encourage any creativity in that new-found training time that the manager has been crying on about not getting all season long. Tepid, uninspiring dross from the Track & Field XI with not a footballer in sight, Eddie's wet dream. Another complete waste of time and I'm not convinced half of the players are even playing for the manager anymore. Boring, pointless shite. So much work to do in the summer.

Woltemade will probably get fined two weeks wages for attempting a creative footballing pass like that.

Absolutely garbage. Such a pity as he was great for us for a while but he's completely finished as a Premier League keeper.

Wait til it goes 2-0 then four of them will suddenly appear on the touchline like the shopkeeper in Mr Benn.

I hate Murphy.

We might actually be level if we'd thought about buying any footballers in the last few years. Tonali should be in the Olympics doing some sort of marathon rather than on a football pitch. Absolutely rubbish with the ball.

My nan is faster than this cunt. Glad we gave him that new contract.

Three identical corner routines Good thing we're learning eh Eddie.

Probably pissed tbf. Surprised he can remember his own name.

Hall dropped after last week This will be absolutely shit.

Wow. That's mental

Players are a long time retired, I can understand wanting to play on as long as they physically can.

Forest and Leeds could easily finish above us, especially seeing as we have to go to Forest as they're hitting a bit of form. Had it not been for LinkedIn Liam & Osula's late show against Man U, we'd be in the conversation.