Pilko

"I think we are a passing style" I really hope that's just media management and he doesn't truly believe that.

ABBA goal music at Fiorentina even more mental than Bayern. Gimme gimme gimme

Won't be able to pad his stats with pens if he moves to the big boy teams. He'll be shown up as the limited, occasionally good player he is.

Welcome to NUFC, Adama Traore

Oh my Olise

Oh my god 2-3 Mbappe

Same as the "postage stamp" free kick that was about a metre away from the post

This is absolutely class. Going to be an all timer.

Hope we go a goal up so I can pile cash on Bournemouth and earn some holiday money for the next few months.

He'd be on the bench anyway, not tall enough.

Neuer having an absolutely dog game here

Problem is, the game would have kicked off again and we'd have conceded by the time it finished playing.

Going to end up as one of the classic two-legged CL ties this.

Manuel Pope

Anyone have any idea what kind of player he is? Can't be doing with another fast and shit wide player.

Brilliant

Bahahahahahaha

Has he just sub-subbed Gomez after 20 mins

Let's have a nice controversial PSG goal now please

Hahahahahahahahahaa

Ooh, screen check Clattenburg with his weird accent in the mud

Isak HAULED OFF A fine first half performance which included fluffing a 1-on-1, drifting offside like a Sunday morning player a few times and a massive 3, count them, 3 completed passes

Presumably people who watched any of the build up have said this already but did Sturridge and Gabby Logan get buy one get one free at Matalan on those coats

Frimpong is absolutely dump.