Pilko

Just wait til he gets that confidence and the crowd singing his name, he'll suddenly be able to control a ball, make an accurate pass and find a black and white shirt with a cross.

If you're telling me you're open to him getting some fair & balanced criticism after this result and some of the other ones lately then I'll accept that and not refer to you as a happy clapper.

Here he is, king happy clapper, Kid Know All.

aye, three weeks of reading happy clappy Eddie can do no wrong shit for the rest of us.

Fucking shit again. Heavy touch, can't pass, can't cross, can't create. The manager choosing to start him against the mackems low block is the thickest, most ridiculous decision ever and he's done it twice

Never darken our door again please, after that fucking thick pass that lead to the winner. Crap.

Fuck off Eddie. Fuck off players. Disgrace.

Cheers Eddie. Another Monday morning getting laughed at in the office by the bang average fuckers down the road, because you couldn't inspire a fucking performance out of this lot. Pathetic. Unable to fix the same old problems. Can't string two good halves together, team can't defend, team doesn't create enough. But we'll learn from it eh? Can't wait to hear him sing that same old song afterwards. Tired squad? I'm fucking tired of watching this crap, being turned over against bang average sides. Absolutely inexcusable but the usual lot will be along to defend him come what may.

Great work lads.

Wanker

3 It's going to take some serious webinars on defending to sort this Chelsea side out.

Sanchez is absolutely fucking crap

LinkedIn Liam in the mud again

Ha ha, goal given. Get up

Hahahahahaha Bald fraud in the mud

Anyone else think Frimpong looks absolutely shite?

Great header that, get in.

Hahahahahaha Red card for Fat Head Pen Bournemouth

Urgh. Scabby bastards

Quite rightly not a pen, that.

Get in, Christie 1-1

As effective as he was on Wednesday, I wouldn't want him anywhere near the team on Sunday. Low block and no space to operate in is where his limitations are exposed horribly, case in point the away leg of the derby where to call him a competition winner would be an insult to anyone able to fill in an application form.

Kind of feels like part of the derby day ritual drinking jagerbombs at 9am in front of a couple of chicken dippers. No idea where you'd go for that nowadays other than the actual rippers itself.

The club need to be bang fucking at it this summer window, mind. Decisive moves for players early so if we are gazumped, we can move down the list and get the best edition of what we want each time. I can't be arsed with another season where we look crap until about January/February because we haven't bedded in all the late/unfit arrivals and they basically owe it to Eddie for leaving him picking up the pieces last summer. I don't hold him 100% blameless with who was signed, but having to lay the train tracks down whilst the thing was moving in terms of evolving us into a post-rat team whilst fighting on four fronts was as much a chore to watch as I'm sure it was for him to work through.

Not even getting a leg stretcher in a completely dead tie. I don't think Howe trusts him.