Pilko

Hold on... let me dig out my xTea stats just for your enjoyment.

I wouldn't even get through my flask of tea before I ticked the ten off.

Shite. Horrible waste of time and money. I could go out tomorrow morning and find ten lads in the local Sunday league with a better touch within an hour.

Sean Neave may as well start doing his UCAS for September if he can't get a game ahead of this wastrel.

He's about as effective as homeopathy. Workshy bag of shite.

Not a lot he could really do. Nowt dropped for us, Marmoush did his usual act of scoring against us despite never troubling the score sheet against any other fucking team (wanker) and the lads just looked too tired to scrap back into it second half. Ho hum. Hope we can rouse ourselves for Barca and that we don't have to play City so many bloody times next season.

Another big result for the Heed that today. Great escape is on!

Why are they all hanging around

That old bloke in the navy blue sweater would have been caught offside by the VAR first half hooter like a parrot.

The one lad sat on his own then sticking his middle finger up

TNT Sport cameraman doing some sterling work tonight

I'd happily just watch shots of this Spurs crowd for hours

Not only stopped the game but did it whilst we were mid-promising counter attack. He still had ahold of the comms set in his hand too, could have just waited for the ball to go dead. Wanker.

Join us at 10.30pm for more footage of a man being stood in a tunnel whilst another two men fiddle with some wires.

The old geezer in the Spurs hoodie

This is class Really hope they go for broke and leave loads of gaps second half.

Howay Palace. We want at least 6 here

Sarr is class. Spurs my god

at the bald lad just atrophying in the stands there

Strand Larsen would have been called offside there if he was Andy O'Brien.

Hahahahahahahahahaa

Urgh, fucking wankers.

His nose ffs

Kolo Muani looks absolutely chod. The Spurs effect.