Pilko

Trippier is not having a good day.

Villa the better side, whilst we could have been level I'm also quite grateful it's only the one. Ref has been a cunt and let them get away with murder but standing off and letting Buendia shoot was absolutely criminal knowing their great record from distance. We've put some nice deliveries in, mainly from Miley, but there's nobody in there most of the time. I don't understand how we have no bodies in the box but also look shorthanded at the back every time Villa break. Trippier, Tonali, Gordon, Wissa and Joelinton have looked miles off it. Not sure what Eddie does here but I hope he changes something at HT rather than giving it 20 mins same again.

I hope the ref gets cock rot. Biased useless fuck.

Gordon has his man on toast but overhitting every fucking cross out for a goal kick. Total shite.

Miley putting in some great crosses, shame there's never any cunt near them.

Fucking cunt this bloke.

He better book the cunt Tielemans for that. That's twice.

Any danger of closing him down at all?

Urgh, fuck off

What a save Popey

Clear corner, fuck off ref.

Fuck that's nearly a goal of the season job. Some save.

Papiss Wisse

8 minutes til kick off and we're watching an interview with a lad who can't get off Arsenal's bench.

By the time the page loads on their shit heap website the team news will be out anyway.

They were furious Shearer didn't talk about them on MOTD after they beat Palace the other week, so hopefully they're happy tonight that he did a good two minute analysis piece on how fucking shit they looked today.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha get in

Ah tits. 2-1, van Disney

Was class watching a winger built like Gary Coleman outjumping one of their apparently mint defenders for the opening goal

He's made of a special material which is harder than diamonds, he'll be back out there playing 90+ come Sunday as if nowt happened midweek.

Thought he was back to nearing his best levels last night with higher energy and useful with the ball, but not a surprise seeing as it was a CL game. Wouldn't shock me at all if he reverted to type against Villa and didn't try a leg cos it's a boring old league game.

The celebrations before that was obviously ruled offside

Without wanting to underplay us being very good tonight, PSV were absolutely chod. Can't fathom how Liverpool contrived to get walloped by them, absolutely no quality and a bunch of try hard no marks.

Last two cameos he's done the basics right and not made any sloppy short passes. Baby steps, but hopefully he's building towards something.

He's had these Champions League home games absolutely sewn up. Barca are a proper, proper side who we gave a good game, but otherwise it's been cigar, whiskey and slippers all the way and he deserves big plaudits for it.