Pilko

These large European organised crime groups definitely spend most of their time nicking watches and jewellery from people's houses when they're out. There's just no money in the drugs or arms trade anymore. Think you might be onto yet another winner of a post here Stifler.

We'll be in the same position as we were last year where we've got one good striker who gets ran into the ground because the alternatives are all unfit or shit. They need to do some business tomorrow or we'll be in trouble.

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Gallowgate. They had banished the awful Alexander Isak forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

I think they've been lucky that Eddie worked out as an appointment & that he can spot a good player, because they've made a complete arse of almost everything else. The website, the training ground, the stadium, executive appointments, ticketing, memberships... Taking it up the arse from Liverpool is weak, pathetic and not the behaviour of a club with the ambition they stated for us. They need to start getting some other stuff right and pronto.

Hate that we've bent to those grief bothering wankers at the last minute. Hope he has plenty of those games where he looks half fit and uninvolved. Salah on pens too so he won't have many of those to top up his total. Wouldn't mind if he got one of his usual injuries on international duty either. I pray we've got something up our sleeve to replace this piece of shit tomorrow. Something under wraps like the Woltemade deal was.

66er for me, decent enough when looking at some other teams. Sarr, Ndiaye, Evanilson, J Pedro and Haaland (c) all scoring as well as clean sheets from Sanchez and Richards, then a few bits and pieces. Canny.

Aye, it'll be especially class that when we're sending in corner after corner that wouldn't trouble Warwick Davis defending as first man.

Did really well claiming high balls. Shit kicking but we know that.

We've known that for years now. We chose to sign a big money pace merchant in Elanga rather than someone with some technical ability and shock, horror, he couldn't offer anything other than wafting a few balls out for goal kicks. It wasn't the only problem tonight, of course.

That's four points we've pissed up the swanny by not replacing Wilson despite an absolute age to do it. Yes yes, Isak is a cunt. But we've known CW needed replacing for over a year and not done it in time. That showed why we need Wissa or another in cos if Wolte gets a knock we're reduced to Osula or the thick Scouser up there.

Don't understand what he was even trying to do today. Absolute garbage showing and lucky Leeds had nowt up top either to escape with a point. Showed them too much respect and I don't get him shoehorning Botman in again.

Absolute garbage today. Needs to be better.

Fucking garbage from beginning to end, that. Not good enough.

Elanga's been fucking crap.

He's not been great. But, had fuck all service and the ref blowing for non fouls against him all the time too. Needs a stint out on loan really.

Stop blindly running into players and losing possession please, all of you.

This is really, really poor.

Thank god, proactive changes before conceding.

BEAT THE FIRST FUCKING MAN

They'll score on about 70 mins and then we'll suddenly create and miss a boat load of chances. Seen this before.

Tentative, unimaginative garbage. Leeds are nowt special at all and we're letting them have an even share of the game. Don't get it. Hope there's changes at HT.

This new set piece coach must be teaching them to hit the first man every bastard time.

Yeah just blatantly shove him under the ref's nose there Sven. Thick as fuck that.

Stop giving the fucking ball away please.

This is shite. We're showing them far too much respect.