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Aye, can see where you're coming from, considering our form and what we have to play for I still think it's a good price though. Going to leave it anyway as I'd no doubt jinx us!

I didn't think anything could top finishing above Dogleash's Liverpool. Finishing above this cunt's team though, now that would be absolutely fucking beautiful.

7 Fucking hell, for some reason I thought we were on 60 points. Still tempted like. More than doable.

We're 4/5 to finish with over 65.5 points. We only need six points from five games to make that happen. EXTREMELY tempted to wade into that...

I used to think our prices were disgraceful until I went on a tour of the Meadowlands last year. My jaw hit the floor when I saw how much they charge, unbelievable really!

Why would you think that, Beren?

Ivanovic has appealed his violent conduct charge, fuck knows how he thinks he can get off with punching someone like. If he gets done for a frivolous appeal (which he should), he'll miss our game.

£200 on each returned £906.67. That'll do. Can't believe I missed this...bloody French Wednesday afternoon matches..! I would have forgotten too if it wasn't for a tweet from a French journo. Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw Montpellier @ 17/10 and dnb @ 5/6. Would have posted it earlier but only just managed to get on myself before KO.

£200 on each returned £906.67. That'll do.

Montpellier Montpellier dnb

As much as I dislike QPR, I'll be their biggest fan until the end of April.

All the best, Eric.

Barca -2.5, -3.0

Rich and his optimism. I'm with him, we can do it. Will be tough but it's doable.

How do you know he was a French footballer? Well, I flew back on Friday and he was on the flight. He was dressed in a team tracksuit then (couldn't tell which team) and got to skip a full waiting queue of about 200 people, pretty much a sign he's someone well known in some capacity. Fair enough. When you mentioned that he arrived with Abeid I thought it may just have been his brother.

How do you know he was a French footballer?

Looks like it's been a very good Easter for everyone. Think I ended up around £1.1k up from Friday. Was one result away from an extra £3.5k which was a bit annoying but hey-ho.

Because his touch isn't good enough to put it onto his right.

Superb! How much did you have on?

Didn't Balotelli come out not long ago saying Mancini was a father figure to him? If that's not enough he really isn't going to learn. Aye, but then Mancini comes out saying he doesn't trust him which doesn't help.

Feel a bit sorry for Balotelli. I think he just needs an arm around his shoulder and to feel loved, in a similar way to Hatem. Think Sir Bobby would have got the best out of him.

Keep that cunt Parry muted all game please, will be miles better.

Too far to say Scholes returning has won the league for Man Utd?

He's absolutely robbing a living at Man Utd.