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Hopefully it's someone like Frank or Silva who aren't good enough to take them above mid-table

Even after writing CWC team previews all week, I've still got no interest in watching it, like A total farce.

Those Delap, Ait-Nouri, Frimpong and Kerkez fees, man. Really hoping we sign someone out of the blue in the next few days.

Mbeumo is kind of a shame but, by picking Man Utd, he’s failed the personality test anyway. Fuck him, there’s much better out there. Let's hope it gets to £60m for them. Anyway.... Akliouche plz. Some flair. As long as it's not Elanga or Dibling.

To put Mbeumo's goals into context, quite a few were penalties. Which he probably won't have here. I really like him but would love to see what that money gets you on the continent.

Their programmes are mostly about air fryers, famous 70s blunders and Aldi v Lidl

Delap would have been canny but he's not one to get upset over. If anything, Chelsea settling for him over Gyokeres/Ekitike/Osimhen could be good news for us.

Be great to see Fernandes leave. Firstly, so we don't have to see his face anymore. Secondly, despite the money, I think Man Utd will struggle to replace him.... he's been their best player for years.

In each of the three play-off matches, they played both Bellingham and Le Fee while looking absolutely awful. Now they'll have only one of them, without really making money.

If he's the one to go, so be it. Wouldn't be massively upset.

An emotional day, for sure. Jubilation, anger, disbelief, confusion, ecstasy. But we did it.

Those easy online walkovers v Arsenal and Everton made it fairly comfortable in the end. Great to see

Managed to leave the room in time. But these are truly awful and honestly the luckiest team I've ever seen. Absolutely hideously bad. For Sheff Utd to throw it away like that was fucking insane.

Such a lush opener, but glad that HT whistle came. Hopefully Wilder can get them back to how they were at the start. Kieffer Moore to cause carnage.

Sheff Utd don't start Brereton? I'd have guessed he'd be one of the league's best, despite being a prick

If that's most of their load, fine.

The thought of them lot having joy, or smiling, or singing songs. Being more visible on TV, hearing their name more often. Having to write about them. Nah, no thanks. Not a chance.

Palace and now this horrific Spurs. Suddenly winning trophies feels less special, less of an achievement Was a fun two months, though.

Red card, though even a Bournemouth draw wouldn't particularly suit us. We'd still likely need a win. But a 3-2 comeback?

Although Liverpool are quickly adding good players, they're losing Trent Alexander-Arnold for free. So it's going both ways.

The only thing that makes me slightly confident is Branthwaite joining Tarkowski on the sidelines. Let's say an awkward 2-1 minger.

Using realism rather than reading around here, a defeat was expected. But the manner of it (early shots, Gordon error) hurts, as does every other AVL/CHE score once again going badly. I dunno, I'm feeling 60/40 that we'll make it. But I don't even think we're one of the country's best five teams tbh.

Every other team is a vile piece of shit, like. No favours from anyone, yet again.

All that confidence was already insane And now there's no Isak