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But guuuuuuys! He finished 5th with us last year!

Because the clown is running Ashley Young close for the cheating, diving b****** of the year award. These backflips he continually produces are laughable. Jonas actually goes down when there's contact. I've barely ever seen him go down without being touched. Pretty useless comparison. Evert time he's protecting the ball and someone goes behind him he catupults himself up into the air and produces a backflip. I've got it in Sky Plus if you really need to put it up on youtube for you. Not once, at least half a dozen different times this season. He is a cheat mate He's not a cheat. There's a difference between being clever, using your body well and drawing in the foul and actually winning a foul without any contact made. I agree, he can be theatrical, but he's good at winning fouls (without diving). "winning a foul without any contact made" - Oh Christ I give up on this one. Right out the Pardew book of utterly stupid quotes. Er...what? Should I just have called it diving or cheating? Simulation, perhaps? Jonas isn't a cheat. He's simply clever at making the most of stupid opponents. The fouls he wins are often very valuable in the sense that he relieves the pressure or puts us in a good position for a set piece......but we wont go there. Not tonight.

Because the clown is running Ashley Young close for the cheating, diving b****** of the year award. These backflips he continually produces are laughable. Jonas actually goes down when there's contact. I've barely ever seen him go down without being touched. Pretty useless comparison. Evert time he's protecting the ball and someone goes behind him he catupults himself up into the air and produces a backflip. I've got it in Sky Plus if you really need to put it up on youtube for you. Not once, at least half a dozen different times this season. He is a cheat mate He's not a cheat. There's a difference between being clever, using your body well and drawing in the foul and actually winning a foul without any contact made. I agree, he can be theatrical, but he's good at winning fouls (without diving).

Because the clown is running Ashley Young close for the cheating, diving b****** of the year award. These backflips he continually produces are laughable. Jonas actually goes down when there's contact. I've barely ever seen him go down without being touched. Pretty useless comparison.

It was the clearest booking you'll ever see. Coming from behind and kicking someone in the back of the knee when they have the ball at their feet is basically asking the ref for a yellow card. Someone should show him a tape of Zabaleta's performance today. Then he can at least attempt to defend properly even if he has got the ability of a 12 year old on the ball. I think that's incredibly harsh on 12 year old's.

Not paying an extra few million for Debuchy was absolutely criminal. Because of this, our team is still completely lop-sided and vulnerable down the right hand side. We have an extra player who doesn't want the ball, cant use the ball and is avoided given the ball. We are crying out for competence at RB. He can't even receive the ball and play forward. This is basic, basic footballing ability- receiving the ball with an open body position to play forward. But because he cant, he passes it back to Krul or if we're lucky sideways. He kills any moment or opportunity to attack that we get. He could perhaps be forgiven for this if he could defend but as we all know...he can't.

Booed him when he went off today. Entirely deserved imo. He's such a pathetic excuse for a player and a man. I don't understand why people go on about him having a good game for 'his standards'! So people are still implying that he's out of his depth and looks woeful against the rest of our team? He should be dropped for his performance today which was appalling even 'for his standards'. Stop worrying about your tiny balls- going off performances- and stop the bloody cross from coming in you twat. And all his pointing and moaning is utterly, utterly embarrassing, he cant wait to shift the blame onto the nearest person next to him. In a decent footballing country this guy wouldn't get anywhere near the top level such is his inept technique and general attitude- how he made it through the Man Utd Academy is frankly worrying when concerning English football. Get rid in January so we never have to suffer from his disgraceful ability and arrogance.

Its relegation form (and performances) all season. This season is a right off thanks to this useless prick. If we stay up at the end of the season (or he even makes it that far) then he can fuck right off. He's reduced everyone to accepting negativity and, if we're lucky, mediocrity. We're already relying on other teams to keep our head above water. I can't wait for the day this hypocrite leaves NUFC. Hughton was by no means perfect for us but Christ, he was a million miles better than what we have now.

I don't buy into the 'we've got too many good players to go down' theory. We've been completely outclassed by the likes of Reading and Southampton this year and if we lose next weekend as well then the prospect of relegation will become a very real possibility- especially with a run of games consisting of Man Utd, Arsenal and Everton. Before you know it, you're right in the thick of a deep mess that is very hard to get out of. Next win is absolutely massive. Play like we did 2nd half today and we'll beat them.

In the past when the chips have been down, we're coming up against a strong team and have lots of injuries we tended to raise our game and give it a good go i.e Man Utd at home when Edgar scored. You can guarantee it won't happen under this tosspot though. Instead we'll fold and blame injuries and how nothing has gone our way this season whilst discouraging any sort of ambition when it comes to competing against the best, 'the fans have to realise this and be patient'. 0-4 Man City.

He said the other day that "nothing has gone our way this season". Has it fuck! No Alan, realise that you've set us back 10 years and kindly fuck off.

Most people don't remember how shit we were for a lot of games last season, too. Without Cisse (especially) and Ben Arfa in the second of last season we wouldn't have been bailed out half as much. Wolves, (A), Blackburn (A), Bolton (H), Wigan (H), QPR (H), Villa (H), mackems (debatable) (H), were all very lucky results that were ground out due to moments of excellence from individuals. All of which we were stumped ideas as we resorted to long ball 'tactics'. He winged last season. Fucking winged it. He's getting found out now and his true colours are shining now.

We're relying on the teams below us to maintain their horrendous form, too. If they find points, we're screwed.

A good first 2 minutes and then lost 1-5.

After that horrific showing against West Ham last month I got stuck in to Pardew and said how much I didn't rate him and what a burden to this clubs progression he is. I got completely ridiculed for it, yet only a matter of weeks later here we are. This is not in any way an 'I told you so' post, but it amazes me how oblivious people were to Pardew's incompetence, and how certain people like Otter were hiding behind that pathetic excuse of 'Oh but he finished 5th last year, leave him alone', bullshit. Get him out now. He's an absolute disgrace, a leech only happy just to be associated with a big club like NUFC, despite drowning pathetically in the deep end. He is what is wrong with English football, he is at the centre of the disease choking English football and, more specifically, Newcastle United Football Club. Pardew's decision to substitute Ben Arfa tonight completely justifies his lack of bottle, his lack of guile and intelligence as a manager. He lost us that game tonight just like he's lost us half the games we've played this season. We're banking on mackems, Reading and QPR all to not find form so to keep us in this division. Hopefully Southampton and Norwich run out of steam as well, but we've already kicked the bucket as far as I'm concerned. This season is a right off already. Blame the lack of investment in the squad, I agree, but fuck you Alan Pardew, you spinless little cunt hiding behind all your excuses and contradictions. Get the fuck out of this club- possibly the most negative manager to darken St.James' Park in a long, long time. Things have got to change before its too late. Pardew Out.

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I think we have AC Milan the week after...

Couldn't be happier hearing this, little cunt. I really wouldn't bat an eyelid if he had to retire. He's an absolutely vile person.

Some people at SJP do, but they are morons.

He's so much better than that piece of shit we have here, I'd love him at SJP. Very unrealistic, however.

Needs to shoot more, doesn't do that enough. Should give the ball to the opposition more as well, doesn't do that enough.

FYP

That's an incredibly depressing read. Just shows how low English football has sunk. It really is such a load of over-hyped rubbish (Premiership). If English football ever does make a 'U-Turn' back to its roots, it won't be for a very long time- and by then it'll probably have completely lost the traditional working class, hardcore support that has been the lifeblood of the game in this country for so long. It is incredible that the remaining hardcore fans have made so many sacrifices to follow their team up and down the country, sticking by their club when households all over the country are being completely stretched financially yet still dishing out a criminal amount of money to watch a game of football. The prices that Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, Man City and Man United all charge for away (and home) fans especially is sickening. If people don't go then the prices will eventually have to be lowered. But when tourists/fans from abroad are more than willing to lap up surplus tickets neglected by the locals, it sums it up tbh. Football in this country is just completely backwards. From grassroots to elite level, on the pitch and off it.

St. James' Park.....

Seems an impossible idea to argue against. If we were allowed a say in the way NUFC was run I would be delighted. I feel that if fans pump money into the club (as we all know, there wouldn't be a club without fans) then they have a right to have a say in how it's run, not be completely frozen out and disregarded. English football is just rotten, tbh. Personally, I don't think it will ever change, but if it does it won't be for a very long time.