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Samuel Ameobi ‏ @Sammy_Ameobi It just makes me feel so great about myself when ultimately physiqued men like Cheik Tiote come into the gym...not! :| #beast #fridgefreezer

Colo So deserved, he is a hero.

We are doing so well, with 4 matches left, we have exceeded my and most fans expectation already. A amazing season! Our players are just so loveable. Newcastle, a love for a club that gives me so much joy, and so much pain. It feels like i am in a relationship with a violent wife, who is Kazakhstan champion in buffalo throwing three consecutive years. The sex is great, but i get my ass kicked frequently due to roid rage. I should dump her, but still i go back for more every friggin time.

Get in there QPR!!!!!

I have to say...this has crossed my mind, too I often think he'd be chuffed to bits right now. Dont get me sentimantal guys , Bobby, what a perfect representative for Newcastle, love him to bits

What a game! Our players make me proud The Norwegian PL studio having a proper wank about us, including Phil Thompson I Fucking love it! Cabaye you sexy amazing footballer Howay the lads!!

Voted from my phone now, so i am back to square one! Will vote again when i get back home Voted again now, finally on the plus side of things

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Voted from my phone now, so i am back to square one! Will vote again when i get back home

Done Fuck, clicked wrong, Stoke v Arsenal for me like. sorry

Not at all, just a throwaway comment on how expectations have changed, probably for the better too. Cheers, my reply was a little harsh Expectations have changed a little indeed. But its refreshing to see that both fans and the club now are looking at up and coming young players that could fit into our squad. And not look just look at "big" names who might come. Like it

He'd be poor in the PL like but sign him anyway. Kalou will be a very good acquisition for someone, scores a good number of goals (often important) and can play across all the frontline. He'll probably go to Arsenal like, Wenger loves him and a positionless attacker in general. Quite funny watching how people on here have gone from 'here nah, he'd never move' (last season) to 'wew here, he's proper gash like, not good enough' & unrealistic signing central. now. So we should say yes please to all players we are linked with, and say they are good unconditional? Let people have their own opinion on players, and trust Carr/Pardew to have the right judgment. Yes, that is definitely what I posted. I read it like our expectations have gone through the roof during this season, and people are wanting better players than before this season started. That people who would a take a player before the season, might not want them now. I felt it was maybe directed at my post above that "Kalou is wank". I might be wrong, if so sorry

He'd be poor in the PL like but sign him anyway. Kalou will be a very good acquisition for someone, scores a good number of goals (often important) and can play across all the frontline. He'll probably go to Arsenal like, Wenger loves him and a positionless attacker in general. Quite funny watching how people on here have gone from 'here nah, he'd never move' (last season) to 'wew here, he's proper gash like, not good enough' & unrealistic signing central. now. So we should say yes please to all players we are linked with, and say they are good unconditional? Let people have their own opinion on players, and trust Carr/Pardew to have the right judgment.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/04/20/newcastle-united-s-official-programme-to-be-in-3d-72703-30801224/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/apr2012/7/1/james-perch-left-and-dan-gosling-get-a-look-at-this-weekend-s-3d-programme-430719123.jpg :spit:

Its a huge downgrade from BA - Tiote to Kalou - Nordtveit tbh. Nordtveit is good, but not Tiote. Kalou is wank imo, can get better.

Isn't this bad for us? Means they're less likely to beat Chelsea? Going for 3rd mate, going for 3rd...

Interesting read. He seems like a good, down to earth man. Like it. http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2012/04/18/alan-pardew-sheds-light-on-managerial-philosophy-61634-30782618/

Get in! Gomez man!

The three were paper based only i think. Anyone get a journal today? Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas @LJH2402 It's in the paper fella. I'm suggesting Martin, Vertonghen, Hoilett... If Champs Lge is secured I`m suggesting. I can also do that.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20120417/cisses-surprise-visit-to-young-fan_2281670_2738122

Wigan (verb) To do fuck all for a prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. "I was on weed all year but Wiganed my exams"

Figeroa Walcott

Wigan is sexy when they attack. We need to be up for it when we go down there.

Beautiful goal! I dont like Wigan, but every year they fight like maniacs for survival, and i love it 2-0 loooooooooooooooololoolollllllll Wigan man