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Not sure where to post this, but good summary of our new signings. http://www.just-football.com/2013/01/newcastle-uniteds-french-players-analysis/

What a dickhead. What possesses people to do this? Must have thought, "fuck it i'm butt ugly as it is, and i'll die a virgin. might as well"?? He strikes me as a person who might pay a quid for sexy time, so its no problem

Ian Holyman ‏@ian_holyman #aubameyang opens door a crack: "I'd like to stay, but the transfer window isn't closed." Scored first goal in 13 v Bastia today. #NUFC Retweeted by David Crossan

I want this deal to go through just for Skirge Epic first reaction to the rumor. Never seen him play mind. CAN HE PLAY WIDE?

Wenger: http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/meh.ro10835.gif

I do not want a french manager tbh. I want a danish, part of the Laudrup family, and its not Brian.

Love this kid.

:lol: Colo <3

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What the fucking holy shit is going on, are we signing everything now. Who have abducted Mike Ashley, seriously, what is going on. There is something wrong.

Krul Simo Willo Saylo Shano Tiote Chiik Cabaye Bigi Oberton Jonas Ameobi

Want to post gif, but on my phone. GET THE FUCK IN!

All this post about when the photo is taken man You do not have to be a magician to change a time stamp on a photo. Or even, he have not set the right date from the go

I do not dream about him signing to, it will be to much for me. Feel a slight tingling in my nuts, always a good sign.

What a fucking cunt :lol: LAD

Chelsea FC ‏@chelseafc Has football gone mad? Hazard is sent off for kicking the ball under a ball boy attempting to smother the ball rather than return it. #CFC :lol:

Sooo, they did not get him for free then. How odd

Cant you take that new lens out for a spin? You owe it to us Bollocks am I hanging around like a paparazzi.. to shoot some backs of heads :lol:

Cant you take that new lens out for a spin? You owe it to us

FFS did Ashley get a medical discount coupon for Christmas?

Get in lads, lets party!

Southampton is all over them.

This Remy fella rings a ball mate? Didn't know they had set 7 in Norway. That's cos they're all set 9ers What is this set shit?

This Remy fella rings a bell mate?