Neil

Walking off the pitch at PSG?

And if he isn't, then plenty long enough to mean you should absolutely not be getting him in your team.

https://playerstats.football/ Could be useful for some in here. Absolutely fuckloads of player and team stats for shots, cards, tackles, everything. Looks simple and spot on to me.

Aye hope all is well and things go ok GWN. End of the day we're all here to win money and share value we spot with each other.

Yep. If you've won money from whatever methods you use, the usual mistake is changing everything and not retaining faith. Luck will turn mate, but obviously if you want a break then there's nothing wrong with that. Robertson looks long to get booked up against Adama.

Had an in play go on Saka card, 20/1. Moved to RWB, inexperienced, out of position and Spurs will probably break a few times with pace. Hoping for a cynical trip.

Don't think anyone would really have gone for those carded players. Ah well.

Less scoring, more kicking.

Yeah. BBC have him as well.

Well done lads. Hoping I can join in the fun next game. Just glad cards are back after the absurdity of yesterday's games.

Favourite players time: Egan/Berge/Evans Doubles and treble for cards. Treble is 180/1, what can go wrong? Also had a single on Berge @ 11/2

What are the rentboys in the crowd doing?

Alioski's just wiped out Chilwell and even Tyler was expecting a card. What's going on?

I know the point has been laboured to fuck past few days, but such a clever striker.

3 games and not a single card. Something's fishy.

It's like they deliberately play as pathetically as possible in the 1st half to lull the opposition in.

Quite enjoyed this summary from a Man Utd fan I know: Honestly mate it’s like being in a toxic relationship that you know you should leave but you just can’t find the energy to. We’re just a massive bunch of bellends and we’ve got an addiction to playing players with issues. We’ve got Fred with undiagnosed ADHD, Pogba the narcissist who puts his dick inside his arse every night, Lindelof who I’m sure if he went to the opticians he’d come out registered blind, Wan Bissaka who runs like he’s in the parents sports day race, Luke Shaw is like that guy who went missing in an airport and was never found again, Van de Beek looks like he completed a 2 week work experience and people just forgot to say go home it’s done and Mctominay is playing like his dad runs the team so that’s why he’s in

In hindsight, there hasn't been a single card today in the PL and this hasn't started much better. The refs are in on it.

Yeah, he definitely doesn't get as many cards as I feel like he ought to with some of his tackles. Thought at the prices it was worth a go, but will likely leave him for a while if he doesn't get booked tonight (so basically, get your house on him next game).

McTominay @ 5/1 McTominay and Rice @ 40/1

James card @ 10/1 Jay Rod and Allan card double @ 44/1

I actually put the bet on a few hours ago before the people I've seen put it up but yeah, I suspected as much. Credit goes to The Prophet[/member] for spotting it earlier.

Cunha (Hertha) to score and be carded @ 18/1

Good thing the former isn't scoring because every other fucker is for Arsenal.

Gouiri and Pepe anytime goals @ 10/1