The Prophet

At least we have Doctor Tottenham on Tuesday.

Pope man.

Lovely ball across for the pel.

He's a poacher who's getting very little service. There isn't much else to his game.

We need a keeper and defensive depth for sure. We have Hall, Thiaw, Botman, Tino and Burn to build around in defence and I haven't written the strikers off yet.

Nah, we've got s decent squad, just needs more depth and a couple of tweaks.

Nah, his arm is in a natural position and he can't possibly get out the way in time.

Genuinely no point in bothering any more if they're going to be giving penalties for incidental handballs, that's a few over the last few weeks.

Ridiculp8s decision, what's he supposed to do there?

Don't be so harsh on yourself man.

Up to 7th, despite being dog dirt for large spells of the season

I'd have liked to see Elanga start, but decent line up.

Nice goal from Rayan. Well deserved.

Not seen anyone suggest otherwise to be fair. Part of the frustration is that he's been unable to recapture that form (which could be for a variety of reasons).

Elanga...

Now they've hit the bar. If this game was on FM, the laptop would be going across the room.

Classic Villa. Been getting battered.

Kroupi lob off the line.

Of the interested clubs, surely City is the most likely? If he wants grantees Champions League football and the chance to win trophies regularly, it rules Chelsea out. Always thought he might want to move back to Italy, but unless they chuck some players into the mix, Juve can't afford him.

The consensus seems to be that while he can be a liability, their defence looks a lot better with him in it.

Are the vibes that negative or is it just the relentless fannies online?

Lads, there isn't going to be a mass exodus.

Always thought we were vulnerable to losing Tino and Tonali this summer, but fairly confident that Bruno is going nowhere.

If he absolutely must go, do Juve fancy a Yildiz plus cash deal? He's pretty much my dream signing.

Ben Jacobs almost certainly sniffs bus seats in his spare time.