The Prophet

Every time

Probably the worst Howe-era performance that, given the circumstances. Didn't think either side deserved to win, but once we went behind we did nothing to lift the intensity.

The whole attacking unit has been pretty ineffective so far.

Absolutely woeful game of football, nothing in it, granted they've probably just about shaded it. Botu sides look scared to lose.

I'd prefer it if they were liquidated and the SoL razed to the ground, but here we are.

He generally plays alright when he starts.

Feltch was gasping for a red.

Trying to rebrand "FTM" I see.

Rightfully so, to be fair.

You mean fans podcasts of the year? Waugh: ... and the underlying data shows that if this continues, NUFC will cease to exist and SJP could be razed to the ground. Caulkin: I didn't actually watch the game, but did you know I'm friends with Alan Shearer? Payne: *wheezing* SAUSAGES *continues wheezing* Etc

If we progress in the League Cup, our schedule looks insane. We need reinforcements.

The Football Regulator's owners and directors test goes live today.

This feels like a threat.

Revelling in the idea of getting the more optimistic fans amongst us telt is realism?

Sounds like you're looking forward to it.

I thought he was married, which thankfully means he's definitely not a misogynist.

Which summer?

Does feel like getting a very good point away in the Champions League (to give us a decent total of 10) is somewhat being taken for granted. Leverkusen are a good side.

Defensively he's superb, still leaves a lot to be desired going forward.

Set pieces used to be one of our strengths, we concede from them way too frequently now.

Social media dissecting his reaction to our second

I'd be amazed if we take six points from Sunderland and Man United away like. I'd be delighted with four.

Part of the risk free element of this deal means that he won't need to be hounded out, thankfully.

Falls into the category of a lot of away games. We should be going there to win, but a draw would be fine.