Steggy

Shitting my pants TO THE MAX right now.

The Cap and Gown. It has 2 sections, one for away fans, one for home fans. Canny good last time imo.

Might hoy a tenner on him scoring the winner against Villa in the 93rd minute to keep us up.

Whats the atmosphere like in the Gallowgate like these days? Are they still a bunch of miserable feckers?

Shite.

Oh and btw Jaypee, the Gallowgate only has 1 tier. 

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1627187,00.html

 

Looks like the three Stoke players are ****** themselves with Edgar charging at them. 

:lol:

surely we could get someone big to just stand in front of where he is going to make the throw and block it?

 

Pretty sure that's deemed unsporting behaviour.

 

Aye, Dean Windass tried warming up in front of Delap a few times and got booked for it despite not being on the pitch.

Apparently he was giving Delap a right earful as he ran up to take the throws. 

I dont want to hear or will join in with is "WE ARE STAYING UP" such a small club chant.

Even if on the last day were 3-0 down to Aston Villa after 85 minutes when Shola scores bicycle kick from outside the penalty area, followed by Steven Harper nutmegging 6 players in a wild run from our own box, before Xisco lofts in a beauty of a chip from the half way line, leaving just enough time for Big Al to bring on Nile Ranger, who within 6.234 seconds of being on the pitch, bangs in the winner and legs it into the away section where 3000 Geordies are celebrating like fuck, mobbing any cunt near them, hugging random strangers, hoying each other around????

Hahaha that cribs video, i love his Geordie/African accent 

f***ing hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention.  We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we?  And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club  they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits.  Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to f*** off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of.  If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the f***ing match programme instead.

He probably did both 

Sorted  

I saw ballboys provide towels for him

 

With my own eyes

Well i saw him drying it with his own shirt.

With my own eyes.

He didn't dry it on his shirt.

 

The ballboys have towels for him

Yes he did. Not only does it say it in the paper but i also saw him doing it.

According to The Times, he wasted 10 minutes and 14 seconds of the game against us. In total he took 25 throw ins and each one took an average time of 24.6 seconds.

It was a mixture of slowly jogging to the location of the throw, drying the ball with his shirt and waiting for the Stoke centre backs to get into the box (who also took their time).

Fucking hell though, 10 minutes? 

Apparently Hull are interested in him 

Finishing Uni at 1, getting the train on my own at 3 down to Birmingham for 6;45 meeting Marko 1892 of here in Brum and heading to St Andrews to watch us play s s**** first half. As Owen poked it home, stood with thousands of like minded souls even though we were near relegation and only drawing singing "E,I,E,I,E,I O Up the premier league we go."

 

I loved that f***ing song.

 

You can stop your tears now Dave, the song has been recycled, for Keegan see Shearer.

 

People were singing it in the streets before the Chelsea match. 

Aye, always loved this song. Heard it a bit at the Chelsea game. Thought it was gonna be sung at Stoke too.

The 'We'll be Coming' song is quality. Definatley needs to be sung.

Bellamy in Rotterdam.

Playing Man United off the park that rainy Sunday on Tyneside.

Roberts freekick that left Barthez no chance.

Oba's goal at Spurs

Oba's second goal at White Hart Lane

3-2 At Spurs with Huntington and Pattison playing

The night we tore Olympiakos apart away from home

 

 

But, my one stand out memory that will go with me to the grave, and always gets the hairs on my neck.

 

Finishing Uni at 1, getting the train on my own at 3 down to Birmingham for 6;45 meeting Marko 1892 of here in Brum and heading to St Andrews to watch us play s s**** first half. As Owen poked it home, stood with thousands of like minded souls even though we were near relegation and only drawing singing "E,I,E,I,E,I O Up the premier league we go."

I finished school at 3.40 when my Dad picked me up and must have broken the speed limit over 600 times on the way to Birmingham, we got there 10 minutes in to the game. That cunt James McFadden was tearing us apart and i was thinking 'Oh fuck, its gonna be another one of these' (We'd previously lost something like 7 on the trot). In the 2nd half infront of 2000 odd Geordies, Michael Owen missed numerous piss easy chances but he did finally poke one in, cue absolutley mental celebrations. My shirt got slightly ripped but i wasn't too bothered.

My version of the "all-for-one-and-one-for-all" formation would be:

 

1111

1 o 1

1111

   1

 

Note, the 'o' is the ball.  If we just have a huddle around the ball as soon as we get possession and just sit on it for 90 minutes (i.e. the ball doesn't move an inch), it might be a boring game to watch but at least we're guaranteed to get 7 points from the last 7 games.

The Rangers birthday on Saturday.

 

Thank you Facebook.

This is a religious holiday in my household. We call it 'Range-mas'.

Then just ignore what you see on the pitch. That's your choice.

 

Or whinge while still admitting he'd be in your starting line up. That's your choice apparently.

Expressing an opinion. But I wouldn't expect a thick c*** like you to understand anyway.

The "F*ck your history, we're going to Rome" chant the Chelsea fans sang to the Liverpool "Istanbul" chant made me titter.

They sang the exact same song last year but replaced 'Rome' with 'Moscow'.

Whenever I see that Setanta are televising one of our games I just lay back and think how it may as well not be, since I know I'm damn well not going to watch it.

 

I don't think we've actually won a Setanta game this year either. I'll let one of the stat nerds tell me otherwise.

 

Stat nerd present, beat Villa 2-0 at Home on Setanta.

Bravo, bravo.

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4091/safeimagephp.jpg

 

Still going to get it?

Anyone esle think this guys neck is unbeleivably wide?

him and hislop the worst goalies i ever saw!!

 

Two words:

 

Mike Hooper

gary kelly

john burridge

steve hardwick

john karelse

 

Mark Bosnich? He was f***ing dreadfull.

 

Bosnich?! Are you on crack? He was quality at Villa before his personal life had a massive knock on his playing career.

Well i don't fucking know, do i? All i can remember of him is being shite. I guess i am slightly deluded.  

I care about as much about what are shirt looks like as i do about whether Macclesfield Town can avoid relegation from League 2 this year.