Jill

Evening lads. I was going to make a curry tonight but I had an attack of the can't be arseds so I'm having burgers in wraps.

Glad we got the job done. Didn't bother trying to watch at work so relied on flashscore notifications and messaged my friend about the equaliser before his iplayer had even got to it.

What a team.

Bruno's hair is already growing on me. It reminds me of a kitten.

Gordon and Tonali, I'm almost going straight again.

What a fuckin' belta.

It was one of the good ones which I'm surprised at because after the England win and an epic donut I was due something naff in the day. Looks like it might be the match.

Had to have a pre-match nap to avoid the nerves.

Get in. More please.

Apparently Mary Earps is the same height as me so I'm now impressed she got that close.

England look a bit more lively than they have done.

This is neverending. I need to get in the shower before the England game.

Hope this is the only penalty shootout I see today.

World Cup in the morning, NUFC in the evening.

When she did that little skip thing in the run-up I was angry for a millisecond at being cocky but fair fucking play.

Yessssss

I haven't seen many average pens in this WC. Either dog shit or brilliant.

Failing miserably at multitasking to work from home while I watch this.

The glee man. What an end to the shootout. Chuffed for Sweden tbf, always rather USA go out.

knew it

Knew this would end up going to pens. I need to get out for the food shopping. My lass proper buzzing at the thought of my crush Rapinoe going out.

First match I've been able to properly watch all this WC. US don't look as poor as I'd heard but pretty uninspiring.

My work (nearby) went to a special opening event last night so I presume they had a pre-event for actual VIPs and not just nosy office workers.

I thought I was fainting.

That was such a terrifyingly horrible end to the match that I'm unable to process actually being in the Champions League. I need a sensory deprivation chamber.