Ishmael

Genuinely giggling away at this

Well impressed that Glen Johnson managed to make his way to the bench without tripping over.

Neymar overplaying it, AGAIN. Only a friendly, clearly affecting his decision making.

Jones reminds me of Stoke City.

Anyway, we have to go for it now. Right?

I'd be pretty embarrassed about these celebrations if I was a Brazilian. Fucking awful defending by us.

PANDEMONIUM

Tough crowd. I think they're booing because they'd rather see Neymar taken off?

Yeah, that's the thing. He has pace and that is enough to be an issue. If he loses it, he'll have a faster decline than chubby, lazy Wayne.

Walcott Just all over the place. Embarrassing. I hope ITV do a segment in 20 years about how shit Walcott was today.

Rodwell for Jones please. Then Ox for Milner. Ta x

I'm looking forward to cloggers Jones and Milner slowing down possession, fucking up simple passes and never attempting through balls. I'm also looking forward to Walcott shitting himself when faced one on one and having absolutely no clue how to use his feet. I'm also looking forward to Joe Hart chipping it towards the ball boys and not playing it to an Englander. I'm also looking forward to, no doubt, Frank Lampard scoring.

Neymar has got a lot of work to do to get anywhere near the level of player his fee suggests. Barca will probably stimulate him a bit, mind.

Our anthem sounds like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGwwJEE7k48

More than our entire team.

Bra x Eng = ?

Of course ITV have picture problems

I hope Milner scores a better goal than that Barnes goal.

Brazil in Brazil will batter us something silly.

I hope Rooney doesn't spend most of the time dropping into midfield for no apparent reason.

Walcott looks dross, but gets loads of goals and assists. Proper enigma. Think he struggles when a team is sat back or when he's against a quick full back. Definitely a direct type of player.

It's a legends game, mate.

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Confirmed as Chelsea boss. He's back :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:

I CANNOT WAIT FOR JOSE TO RETURN TO CHELSEA.