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Ben Arfa wasn't pulling up any trees like, but neither has Routledge.

Hughton making a sub after an hour, maybe he's learning.

Playing like prats.

Christ alive. Hopefully that shakes their heads a bit.

He's got a bet on.

Defenders spazzing out a bit.

Haha fucking hell, if you type 'Delap' into Google Images, nearly every single picture is of the dopey fucker taking a throw in.

Your dad is Peter Beardsley? Yeah.

Fucking hell, me dad's on the telly.

I'd be smitten if I didn't think he could destroy me with a glance.

Five more! I'll start licking my fingers after I take a piss, get used to the taste.

Get pissing, Messi.

Looked soft that like.

How did you work out Given and Harper's combined distributions skills, out of interest?

@ Harper, brilliant.

Tyler and Gray going on like a couple of cunts.

Too far, Bill Murray.

No advantage gained, ref should have given us a free-kick in a good position. Oh, we have one now.

Krul's shirt is ripped, nothing more to report.

Couldn't tell. Sorry, I mean

I adore Tiote like.

Fucking tremendous ball in by Ben Nevis there like.

Cheick it out man, what a guy.